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,,"O ,EAT ,YR ,GRE5 ,B1NS """"""""""" #A
,,TWO ,GOT ,ANY ,M"OY8 """""""""""""" #G
,,?REE ,FLY+ ,QU>T]S """"""""""""""" #AJ
,,F\R ,C(FEE1 ,ANY"O8 """""""""""""" #AF
,,FIVE ,:O ,SD ,]R&S ,>E ,BOR+8 """" #BA
,,SIX ,F"UWE> """""""""""""""""""""" #BF

               ,BOOK ,TWO
          ,,! ,,RIOT ,,BRO!RS
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,,"O ,Y ,N"E ,"K """"""""""""""""""" #CA
,,TWO ,H ,Y ,"E ,TRI$ ,PICK+ ,UP
  #A1JJJ ,PAP] ,CLIPS8 """"""""""""" #CF
,,?REE ,MESSY ,CLOSETS ,RULE """"""" #DA
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,,FIVE ,PLUNG+ 96,DOOM """"""""""""" #EA
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              ,BOOK ,?REE            ;VI
          ,,! ,,RIOT ,,BRO!RS
           ,,OV]?R[ ,A ,,K+ """""""" #FA
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,,TWO ,SN[ ,BUSI;S """"""""""""""""" #FG
,,?REE ,Y ,WON'T ,2LIEVE ,? """""""" #GA
,,F\R ,FL++ """""""""""""""""""""""" #GE
,,FIVE ,D[N )! ,K+ """"""""""""""""" #HJ
,,SIX ,HE> ,YE6 ,HE> ,YE6 """""""""" #HH

               ,,BONUS """"""""""""" #ID
,RIOT ,BRO!R ,GAMES """""""""""""""" #ID
  ,SN>F ,ATTACK """""""""""""""""""" #IE
  ,"UFOODLE """""""""""""""""""""""" #IE
  ,! ,NAK$ ,MOLE-,RAT ,GAME """""""" #IF
  ,! ,FRY+ ,PAN ,GAME """""""""""""" #IF
,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULES """""""""""""""" #IG
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      ,,SN>F ,,ATTACK1 ,,"UFOODLE1    #A
      ,,& ,,! ,,SECRET ,,( ,,LIFE

              ,,BOOK ,,"O
          ,,! ,,RIOT ,,BRO!RS
          ,,CAPTURE ,A ,,CROOK

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          ,EAT ,YR ,GRE5 ,B1NS

  ,I1 ,WILBUR ,RIOT1 0 PLAY+ ,SN>F ,AT-
TACK :5 ,I 4COV]$ ! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE4
  ,:AT IS ! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE1 Y ASK8
  ,GD "Q4 ,I'LL TELL Y 9 A M9UTE4
  ,B F/1 LET ME TELL Y AB ,SN>F ,ATTACK4
,? IS J "O (! _M GAMES ,I'VE 9V5T$4 ,I
AM V GD AT 9V5T+ GAMES4 ,"S "D ,I PLAN
6WRITE A BOOK AB ALL MY GAMES4 ,:5 ,I D1
Y %D BUY X 2C !N Y'LL 2 A# 6PLAY !M1 &
,I'LL MAKE A LOT ( M"OY4
  ,I ESPECI,Y L 9V5T+ GAMES =! D9N] TA#
2C X IS BOR+ 6SIT & D NO?+ B EAT4 ,SN>F
,ATTACK IS A P]FECT D9N] TA# GAME4 ,"H'S
H[ Y PLAY4 ,2F D9N] />TS1 AGREE 6PLAY
,SN>F ,ATTACK ) AN OPPON5T1 S* Z YR
BRO!R4 ,D N TELL ANY GR[N-UPS4        #B
,DUR+ D9N]1 TRY 6GET YR OPPON5T 6LAU<
:ILE HE IS DR9K+ 8 MILK4 ,9 FACT1 Y WANT
HM 6LAU< S H>D T MILK ACTU,Y -ES \ 8
NOSE4 ,? IS CALL$ SN>F+4 ,M1N:ILE1 YR
OPPON5T W 2 TRY+ 6MAKE Y SN>F1 S KEEP YR
EYES OP51 YR M\? %UT1 & YR NO/RILS ON
AL]T4
  ,J LA/ NI<T1 MY BRO!R ,ORVILLE & ,I 7
PLAY+ ,SN>F ,ATTACK4 ,DUR+ ! F/ FEW M9-
UTES1 WE DIDN'T LOOK AT EA* O!R4 ,WE
DIDN'T T\* \R MILK4 ,WE J ATE \R MAC>ONI
& />$ AT \R MOM L %E 0 ! MO/ 9T]E/+ ?+ 9
! _W4
  ,B ,I _H A PLAN4 ,\ (! CORN] ( MY EYE1
,I 0 WAT*+ 6SEE :5 ,ORVILLE WD DROP 8
GU>D4
  8,"!'S *OCOLATE CAKE = DESS]T TN10
,MOM ANN\NC$4
  8,SWEET60 ,ORVILLE SD1 & R1*$ = 8
MILK4 8,C ,I H TWO PIECES80
  ,? 0 MY *.E4 ,I PRET5D$ 6BL[ MY NOSE1
B RE,Y ,I /UCK A GRE5 B1N 9 MY "R NOS-
TRIL4 8,ORVILLE10 ,I SD 9 AN ORD9>Y
VOICE4 8,PL1SE PASS ! SALT40
  ,ORVILLE TOOK A BIG GULP ( 8 MILK   #C
& PASS$ ME ! SALT %AK]4
  ,I GR9N$ L A MUTANT ,MR4 ,POTATO ,H1D4
,ORVILLE SAW T GRE5 B1N HANG+ (F MY
FACE1 & HE GURGL$4 ,A LL MILK DRIB#D D[N
8 *91 B HE DIDN'T LAU<4 ,2F ,MOM CD SEE1
,I CLOS$ MY LEFT NO/RIL & BLEW4 ,! B1N
FLEW \ & L&$ ON ,ORVILLE'S PLATE4 ,T DID
X4 ,HE LAU<$1 & MILK SPRAY$ \ 8 NOSE4
  .,,SCORE6
  8,ORVILLE ,RIOT1 T 0 4GU/+10 ,MOM SD4
  8,TRULY 4GU/+10 ,I AGRE$4 8,Y %D 2
A%AM$ ( YRF1 ,ORVILLE4 ,N[1 EAT YR GRE5
B1NS4 ,!Y'RE GD = Y40
  ,MY MOM LOOK$ AT ME SUSPICI\SLY4
8,S9CE :5 >E Y A FAN ( VEGETA#S80
  ,I HELD UP A B1N & SMIL$4 8,GRE5 B1NS
>E MY FRS40
  ,ORVILLE SNORT$ & KICK$ ME "U ! TA#4
,HE 0 GIV+ ME 8 FAM\S ,I'M-,GO+-,TO-
,GET-,Y LOOK4 ,=A ?IRD GRAD]1 HE IS V GD
AT MAK+ FACES4 ,HE REM9D$ ME (! WAY !
?IRD LL PIG M/ H LOOK$ :5 HE 0 PUTT+ !
KETTLE FULL ( BOIL+ WAT] "U ! *IMNEY =!
WOLF4 ,HE 0 DET]M9$ 6MAKE ME SN>F ALL
OV] ! TA#4                            #D
  ,I NE$$ A PLAN4 ,I LOOK$ AT MY MILK )
DESPAIR4 ,A FULL GLASS 6G6 ,!N1 A BRIL-
LIANT IDEA CAME 6ME4 ,IF ,I ?"\ ( "S?+
SAD & DRANK ALL MY MILK 9 "O GULP1 ,I
WDN'T H ANY?+ 6SN>F4 ,X WD 2 OV]4
  ,:AT 0 SAD8 ,I />$ AT MY PLATE4 ,I
IMAG9$ :AT X WD 2 L 6BE A POOR LL /R+
B1N4 ,:AT A MIS]A# LIFE4 ,6LIE ON A
PLATE 9 A PU4LE ( BUTT]4 ,ONLY 65D UP
*OMP$ 2T GIANT TEE?4 ,O CRUEL FATE6 ,H[
CD X GET ANY WORSE8
  ,QKLY ,I />T$ 6SWALL[ MY MILK1 : 0 H>D
2C E MUSCLE 9 MY BODY 0 T5SE4 ,:Y 0 ,OR-
VILLE />+ AT ME8 ,? 0 8 OPPORTUN;Y4 ,:Y
WASN'T HE CRACK+ A JOKE8
  ,I KEPT SWALL[+4 ,I 0 ALM D"O6 ,"O M
GULP1 & ,I CD SEE ! BOTTOM ( MY--
  ,A HAIRY BLACK SPID] 0 9 ! BOTTOM ( MY
GLASS6 8.,,BLE*60 ,I SCR1M$1 SPRAY+ MILK
ALL OV] MY MAC>ONI4
  8,GOT Y60 ,ORVILLE LAU<$ & TIPP$ !
PLA/IC SPID] \ ( MY CUP4
  8,DOESN'T C.T Z A SN>F6 ,! MILK CAME \
MY M\?1 N MY NOSE40
  ,MOM %OOK H] H1D1 LOOK+ ALM Z       #E
MIS]A# Z A GRE5 B1N4 8,:Y C'T WE H A
NICE1 ORD9>Y D9N]80
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,ORVILLE LOOK$
AT ME4
  8,:O WANTS 6H A NICE1 ORD9>Y D9N]80 ,I
ASK$1 WIP+ MY M\? ON MY ;,T-%IRT4 8,WE
WANT SUSP5SE4 ,WE WANT EXCITE;T4 ,"R1
,ORVILLE80
  8,B+O B;GO1 ,WILBUR4 ,& "!'S "O M ?+40
  8,:AT'S T80
  8,WE WANT DESS]T40
  ,T MADE ,MOM LAU<4 ,%E & ,ORVILLE />T$
CLE>+ ! TA#1 B ,I 0 DEEP 9 ?"\4 ,! GRE5
B1NS ON MY PLATE 7 TRY+ 6TELL ME "S?+4
  8,ORVILLE10 ,I :ISP]$1 PULL+ HM BACK
96! D9+ ROOM4 8,I ?9K ,I'VE 4COV]$ !
,SECRET ( ,LIFE40
  ,8 BIG BR[N EYES GOT BI7]4 8,:AT IS
X80
  ,I HELD UP A GRE5 B1N4 8,IF Y WAIT >.D
L A GRE5 B1N = "S?+ 6HAPP51 Y'LL 2
BOR$40 ,I TOSS$ ! B1N BACK ON MY PLATE4
  8,T'S ! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE80
  8,NO4 ,! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE IS ,,N 6BE A
GRE5 B1N4 ,! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE IS ,,N   #F
6WAIT >.D4 ,! ,SECRET ( ,LIFE IS 6MAKE
ADV5TURE40
  8,H[80
  8,H[ DID WE MAKE D9N] 9T]E/+80
  8,WE PLAY$ ,SN>F ,ATTACK40
  8,"R6 ,H[ D Y MAKE LIFE 9T]E/+8 ,Y NE$
A MIS.N4 ,Y H 6DECIDE 6D "S?+ & !N D X4
,WE'LL MAKE X A RULE4 ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE
,NUMB] ,"O3 ,MAKE "S?+ EXCIT+ HAPP5 E
"D4 ,WE'LL />T TM40
  8,:AT'LL WE D8 ,/ICK .TWO GRE5 B1NS UP
\R NOSES80
  8,NO40
  8,H[ AB C>ROTS80
  8,NO1 ,ORVILLE4 ,WE NE$ A ?RILL+1 AD-
V5TUR\S MIS.N40 ,AN IDEA POPP$ 96MY
BRA94 8,I'VE GOT X4 ,WE'LL CAPTURE A
CRIM9AL60






                 ,,TWO                #G
            ,GOT ,ANY ,M"OY8

  8,WILBUR1 WAKE UP40 ,ORVILLE POK$ ME4
8,:AT K9D ( CROOK >E WE GO+ 6CAT*80
  ,I OP5$ MY EYES4 ,X 0 MORN+4 ,"! 0 NO
"T 6WA/E4 8,GD "Q1 ,ORVILLE4 ,A JEWEL
?IEF OR A BANK RO2]80
  8,A BANK RO2]60 ,ORVILLE SD4 8,": D WE
F9D "O80
  ,GD ?+ "O ( U HAS ! BRA9S4 8,WE F9D A
BANK RO2] AT A BANK1 ( C\RSE40
  8,H[ D WE GET 6! BANK80
  8,WE ASK ,MOM 6DRIVE U10 ,I SD Z ,I
HOPP$ 96MY CLO!S4
  8,:5 %E ASKS U :Y WE WANT 6G 6! BANK1
:AT D WE SAY80
  8,:Y DOES ANYBODY WANT 6G 6! BANK8 ,TO
PUT M"OY 9 OR TAKE M"OY \40
  8,B ,WILBUR1 WE DON'T H ANY M"OY 6PUT
9 OR TAKE \40
  ,HE 0 "R6 ,I 0 /UMP$4 ,!N ! SOLU;N
CAME 6ME4 8,F/1 WE E>N "S M"OY4 ,!N1 WE
TELL ,MOM WE WANT 6PUT X 9 ! BANK40
  ,MOM WALK$ 9 HOLD+ A CUP ( TEA4 ,! /1M
F H] TEA 0 FO7+ UP H] GLASSES4        #H
8,:AT >E Y TWO PLOTT+80
  8,WE'RE GO+ 6E>N "S M"OY10 ,ORVILLE
SD4 8,& !N WE WANT 6PUT X 9 ! BANK40
  ,I ELB[$ HM S HE WDN'T SAY ANY M &
:ISP]$3 8,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NUMB] ,TWO3
,D N TELL ANY"O YR TRUE MIS.N40
  ,AF BR1KFA/1 WE MADE A LI/ ( WAYS 6E>N
M"OY4 ,WE _H 6"W QKLY 2C X 0 A S*OOL "D1
& X 0 ALM "T 6G 6S*OOL4 ,? 0 \R LI/3

    ,,ID1S
#A4 ,SELL LEMONADE4
#B4 ,WA% C>S4
#C4 ,%OVEL SN[4
#D4 ,H A G>AGE SALE4
#E4 ,GIVE PIANO LESSONS4

  ,! ONLY PRO#M 0 T EA* (! ID1S _H A
PRO#M4 ,S1 WE _H 6MAKE A LI/ (! PRO#MS4

    ,,PRO#MS
#A4 ,LEMONADE ,PRO#M3 ,:O WANTS 6BUY
  LEMONADE 9 ,JANU>Y8
#B4 ,C> ,WA% ,PRO#M3 ,! SOAP & WAT] WD
  PROBABLY FREEZE ON ! C>S4           #I
#C4 ,SN[ ,%OVEL+ ,PRO#M3 ,NO SN[4
#D4 ,G>AGE ,SALE ,PRO#M3 ,NO G>AGE4
#E4 ,PIANO ,LESSON ,PRO#M3 ,NO PIANO '''
  & WE DON'T "K H[ 6PLAY4

  8,:AT >E WE GO+ 6D80 ,ORVILLE %RIEK$4
  8,WE H 6?9K ( "S?+ T WE >E RE,Y GD AT
DO+10 ,I SD4
  ,ORVILLE PICK$ 8 NOSE4 8,MOM SAYS
WE'RE RE,Y1 RE,Y GD AT 2+ ANNOY+40
  ,I CRUMPL$ UP \R LI/S & ?REW !M 9 !
AIR4 8,WE'LL GIVE ANNOY+ LESSONS60












                 ,,?REE              #AJ
             ,FLY+ ,QU>T]S

  ,ORVILLE & ,I MET 9 ! S\?EA/ CORN] (!
PLAYGR.D DUR+ ! F/ M9UTE ( RECESS4 ,!
BLACKTOP 0 ICY4 ,! AIR 0 FRO/Y4 ,)9
NANOSECONDS1 A CR[D ( ?IRD1 F\R?1 & FIF?
GRAD]S GA!R$ >.D U4
  ,:Y1 Y ASK8
  ,2C WE PUT UP ^! BRILLIANT SIGNS ALL
OV] ! S*OOL3

         ,TAKE ,ANNOY+ ,LESSONS
               F ! ,FAM\S
             ,RIOT ,BRO!RS

,:53 ,DUR+ ,RECESS ,TD6
,":3 ,! ,PLAYGR.D
,CO/3 ,! F/ LESSON IS FREE6 ,AF T1 ONLY
  #BE@C P] LESSON

  ,I CLAPP$ MY MITT5S TGR 6GET "EY"O'S
ATT5;N4 8,LADIES & G5TLEM51 /EP "R UP TO
GET YR ,ANNOY+ ,LESSONS60 ,I 2GAN4 8,Z
WE PROMIS$1 ! F/ LESSON IS FREE4 ,& "H X
IS4 '''0                             #AA
  ,I _HN'T ACTU,Y PLANN$ :AT WE'D T1*4
,N[1 ,I CDN'T ?9K ( "O S+LE ANNOY+ ?+4
  ,I TURN$ 6MY BRO!R4 8,ORVILLE1 Y C T1*
! F/ LESSON40
  ,=A ?IRD GRAD]1 ,ORVILLE IS PRETTY GD
AT FA/ ?9K+4 ,B ! CR[D 0 MAK+ HM N]V\S4
,HE WDN'T EV5 LOOK ME 9 ! EYE4 ,HE J />$
AT MY *9 Z IF X 7 SU45LY ! MO/ 9T]E/+
BODY "P 9 ! _W4 ,H[ 9CR$IBLY ANNOY+4
  ,DID ,I J SAY T ,ORVILLE 0 2+ ANNOY+8
  ,I SMIL$ AT ! AUDI;E4 8,LESSON ,NUMB]
,"O IS 2+ DEMON/RAT$ "R N[ 0MY BRO!R
,ORVILLE40
  ,ORVILLE'S EYES PRACTIC,Y POPP$ \ ( _!
SOCKETS4
  ,I 3T9U$4 8,:5 "S"O IS TALK+ 6Y1 />E
AT ! P]SON'S *9 L ?40 ,I />$ AT ,M>G>ET
,LEW'S *94 ,X _H SPA<ETTI SAUCE ON X4
  8,/OP X60 %E YELL$1 & PULL$ H] HAT OV]
H] FACE4
  8,SEE8 ,X DRIVES P CRAZY40
  ,"! 0 SIL;E ON ! PLAYGR.D1 & !N ! CR[D
BUR/ 96MITT5-MU6L$ APPLAUSE4
  8,N[1 IF Y WANT 6HE> ,LESSON ,NUMB]
,TWO1 GIVE U TW5TY-FIVE C5TS40 ,I    #AB
PULL$ (F ,ORVILLE'S HAT & HELD X \4
,QU>T]S1 DIMES1 & NICKELS FLEW 96X4 ,X 0
"W+6 ,X MAY H BE5 FREEZ+ COLD ON ! PLAY-
GR.D1 B BABY1 WE 7 HOT4
  8,C Y ?9K ( ANO!R LESSON 6T1*80 ,OR-
VILLE :ISP]$4
  8,I C ?9K (A MILLION4 ,WE'RE GO+ 6BE
RI*60 ,I :ISP]$ BACK4 ,!N ,I TURN$ 6!
CR[D4 8,LESSON ,NUMB] ,TWO GOES L ?4
,:5"E A GR[N-UP ASKS Y A "Q1 Y />T S++
,8LA1 LA1 LA40'0
  ,M SIL;E4 ,I CDN'T TELL IF !Y LIK$ X
OR N4
  8,ORVILLE & ,I W N[ DEMON/RATE10 ,I
SD4 8,PRET5D ,I AM A T1*]40 ,I L[]$ MY
VOICE4 8,ORVILLE ,RIOT1 :AT IS ! CAPITAL
( ,NEBRASKA80
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$ & CROSS$ 8 EYES & /UCK
\ 8 T;GUE4 8,LA1 LA1 LA1 LA1 LA60
  ,! CR[D *E]$4
  8,Y C D ? ANY":1 ANY"T60 ,I SD4
  8,ESPECI,Y 9 ,MR4 ,M>T9'S CLASS60 ,OR-
VILLE A4$4 ,! CR[D *E]$ L\D]4 ,MR4 ,M>T9
IS \R MUSIC T1*]4 ,8 ROOM SMELLS L "S?+
FURRY DI$ 9 X4                       #AC
  ,I HELD \ ,ORVILLE'S HAT4 8,PAY UP =
,LESSON ,NUMB] ,?REE60
  ,! QU>T]S1 DIMES1 & NICKELS PRACTIC,Y
_H W+S ON !M4
  8,LESSON ,NUMB] ,?REE GOES L ?4 ,IF
"S"O TELLS Y 6D "S?+ Y DON'T WANT 6D1 J
KEEP ASK+ "QS40
  8,:AT D Y M1N80 A KID ASK$4
  ,2F ,I CD ANSW]1 ,GOLIA? ,HYKE /OMP$
UP4 ,GOLIA? IS A FIF? GRAD] :O WE>S A
/RANGE PO9TY HAT T MAKES HM LOOK L A
ROGUE W>RIOR F ANO!R PLANET4 ,HE MISS$ !
F/ "P ( \R LECTURE 2C HE _H DET5;N =
P\R+ MILK ON ,JONA?AN ,KEMP'S SPA<ETTI4
  ,:Y DID ,GOLIA? ,HYKE P\R MILK ON
,JONA?AN ,KEMP'S SPA<ETTI1 Y ASK8
  ,GOLIA? ,HYKE DOESN'T NE$ A R1SON4
  ,N[1 ,GOLIA? 0 GL>+ AT ME4 ,HE PROBA-
BLY DIDN'T L ! WAY "EYBODY 0 GA!R$ >.D
ME4 ,HE PROBABLY WANT$ 6P\R MILK ON ME4
8,BR1K X UP10 HE SD4
  8,"H'S YR *.E 6DEMON/RATE ,LESSON
,NUMB] ,?REE10 ,ORVILLE :ISP]$4
  ,! CR[D 0 SIL5T4
  ,GOLIA? TOOK A GIANT /EP T[>D      #AD
ME4 8,I SD BR1K X UP40
  8,BR1K :AT UP80 ,I ASK$ 9NOC5TLY4
  8,BR1K UP ? CR[D1 D\<-H1D40
  8,Y M1N ^! /UD5TS8 ,H[ C WE BR1K UP
/UD5TS8 ,WDN'T T 2 H>M;L 6_! H1L?80
  8,DON'T GET SM>T ) ME60 ,HE 0 GETT+
MAD4 ,I DIDN'T "K IF ANNOY+ HM FUR!R 0
S* A GD IDEA4
  ,!N ,ORVILLE *IM$ IN4 8,IF ! PURPOSE (
S*OOL IS 6GET SM>T1 !N H[ C Y TELL U N
6GET SM>T80
  ,GOLIA? LOOK$ D[N AT ,ORVILLE Z IF HE
7 A PESKY BUG4 ,=A ?IRD GRAD]1 ,ORVILLE
IS V %ORT4 8,GET LO/10 ,GOLIA? SD4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ UP4 ,I 0 SURE ,GOLIA? 0
AB 6CRU% HM 2N 8 BOOT4 ,B B.S MY BRO!R'S
BU7Y HE>T1 HE DIDN'T PANIC4 ,ORVILLE
FIR$ (F M "QS4 8,H[ C ,I GET LO/ IF ,I
"K ": ,I AM8 ,OR1 :AT IF ,I GET LO/ &
"S"O F9DS ME8 ,!N W ,I 2 F.D EV5 IF ,I'M
/ LO/80
  ,GOLIA? GR[L$1 8 BR1? PU6+ L SMOKE 9 !
COLD AIR4 8,Y GUYS >E RE,Y ANNOY+40
  8,LADIES & ,G5TLEM51 Y HE>D X "H60 ,I
EXCLAIM$4 8,WE >E EXP]TS AT ANNOY-   #AE
+1 & N[ Y'RE LE>N+ ALL \R TRICKS40 ,I
HELD \ ,ORVILLE'S HAT4 8,PAY UP = ,LES-
SON ,NUMB] ,F\R4 ,ONLY TW5TY-FIVE C5TS40
  ,MY BRO!R SMIL$ SWEETLY4 8,DON'T Y
WANT 6LE>N X1 ,GOLIA?8 ,X'S ! BE/ "O
YET40
  ,GOLIA? GR[L$ AG1 B 6\R AMAZE;T1 HE
PIT*$ 9 A QU>T]1 SAY+3 8,? BETT] 2 GD40
  ,,BLA/ ,,(F W5T ! O!R KIDS' QU>T]S1
DIMES1 & NICKELS4 ,J Z ! CO9S CRA%-L&$ 9
,ORVILLE'S HAT1 ! BELL RANG4
  8,S.DS L RECESS IS OV]10 ,I SD1 & />T$
JO7+ T[>D ! DOOR1 ! CO9S J+L+ M]RILY 9 !
HAT4 ,ORVILLE FOLL[$4
  8,:AT AB ,LESSON ,NUMB] ,F\R80 "SBODY
CALL$4
  ,) MY FREE H&1 ,I WAV$ BACK AT ! CR[D4
8,LESSON ,NUMB] ,F\R3 ,COLLECT M"OY =A
LESSON1 & !N RUN \ ( "T 2F Y C T1* X40





                 ,,F\R               #AF
            ,C(FEE1 ,ANY"O8

  ,WE MADE 4#AI.EJ4 ,PL5TY ( M"OY 6OP5
UP A BANK A3.T & CAT* A CROOK4
  ,AF RECESS WE /U6$ ALL ! CO9S 96\R
POCKETS4
  8,^? SIGNS RE,Y DID ! TRICK60 ,I SD4
8,WE'RE BRILLIANT60
  8,WE'RE RI*60
  8,WE'RE J+LY60
  8,WE'RE FAT60 ,ORVILLE D.ED >.D1 J+L+4
  8,I'D LOVE 6/AY & J+LE ) Y10 ,I SD4
8,B X'S "T 6G 6CLASS40
  ,ORVILLE D.ED (F 6LANGUAGE >TS4 ,I _H
MUSIC4
  ,X'S V H>D 63C5TRATE ON S*OOL :5 Y'RE
AB 6CAT* A BANK RO2]4 ,I KEPT IMAG9+ !
SC5E AT ! BANK4 ,WE'D PROBABLY GET A RE-
W>D =! CAPTURE4 ,:AT WD X BE8 ,A M$AL8
,A TROPHY8 ,A M.TA9 ( M"OY8
  8,ALL "R1 CLASS10 ,MR4 ,M>T9 SD Z HE
PASS$ \ ! ..,SWEET ,S;GS ( .,Y\? BOOKS4
8,TURN 6PAGE F\RTE54 ,WE'RE GO+ 6LE>N A
SAD B B1UTI;L S;G AB A DY+ DA6ODIL4
,I'LL S+ A L9E4 ,Y REP1T X40         #AG
  ,MR4 ,M>T9 TOOK A DEEP BR1? & SANG3
8,OH1 ! POOR LL DA6ODIL WILT+ 9 ! RA9
'''0
  ,! 5TIRE CLASS TOOK A DEEP BR1? &
SANG3 8,LA1 LA1 LA1 LA1 LA1 LA1 LA60
  ,EXCEPT ME4
  ,I TOOK A DEEP BR1? & SANG1 8,OH1 !
POOR LL DA6ODIL WILT+ 9 ! RA9 '''0
  ,"EYBODY H[L$ ) LAU<T]4
  ,EXCEPT ,MR4 ,M>T94
  8,G EXPLA9 ? 6! PR9CIPAL10 HE SD 6ME4
  8,:Y ME80 ,I ASK$4 8,I DIDN'T D ANY-
?+40
  ,HE HELD UP A PIECE ( PAP]4 ,X LOOK$
UN=TUNATELY FAMILI>4

         ,TAKE ,ANNOY+ ,LESSONS
               F ! ,FAM\S
             ,RIOT ,BRO!RS

,:53 ,DUR+ ,RECESS ,TD6
,":3 ,! ,PLAYGR.D
,CO/3 ,! F/ LESSON IS FREE6 ,AF T1 ONLY
  #BE@C P] LESSON
                                     #AH
  ,:5 ,I GOT 6! PR9CIPAL'S (FICE1 ,OR-
VILLE 0 ALR "!4 ,I TOOK ! S1T NEXT 6HM
DIRECTLY ACR F ! PR9CIPAL'S DESK4
  ,! PR9CIPAL WASN'T LOOK+ AT U4 ,%E 0
LOOK+ AT "O ( \R /UPID SIGNS & %AK+ H]
H1D4 ,!N %E LOOK$ AT U4
  8,WILBUR & ,ORVILLE10 %E SD1 / %AK+ H]
H1D4
  ,! PR9CIPAL ,,DOES ,,N "K ! "N ( E S9-
GLE KID 9 \R S*OOL4 ,B ,I'M EMB>RASS$ TO
ADMIT T %E ,,DOES "K \R "NS4 ,T'S 2C
WE'VE BE5 9 H] (FICE 2F4
  ,X'S AL 2C %E'S \R MOM4 ,LYDIA ,RIOT
IS ! "N4 ,"EY"O CALLS H] ,MS4 ,RIOT4
,EXCEPT U1 ( C\RSE4 ,WE CALL H] ,MOM4
  8,I WANT 6HE> :AT HAPP5$ 9 EA* ( YR
CLASSES10 %E SD4
  ,I TOLD ! 8LA1 LA1 LA0 /ORY4 ,MOM'S
EYES ROLL$4 ,%E DID N LAU<4
  ,!N X 0 ,ORVILLE'S TURN4 8,WELL1 ,MRS4
,P5SKY 0 GIV+ U A SPELL+ TE/10 ,ORVILLE
2GAN4 8,AF ! F/ ?REE ^WS1 %E L1N$ OV] TO
,M>G>ET ,LEW & :ISP]$3 ,8,D ,I H "S?+ ON
MY *980' ,M>G>ET DIDN'T ANSW]4 ,%E J
LOOK$ AT ,MRS4 ,P5SKY'S *94 ,S1      #AI
,MRS4 ,P5SKY GAVE ! NEXT F\R ^WS4 ,& !N
%E GOT A H&K]*IEF & WIP$ (F H] *94 ,AF !
NEXT TWO ^WS1 %E DUG A MIRROR \ ( H]
PURSE & LOOK$ AT H]F4 ,WE ONLY _H "O M
^W 6G4 ,B 2F ,MRS4 ,P5SKY GAVE X 6U1 %E
%\T$3 ,8,:Y IS "EYBODY LOOK+ AT MY *980'
,NOBODY ANSW]$4 ,"EYBODY J LOOK$ AT H]
*94 ,S1 %E S5T ME "H40
  ,MOM'S EYES ROLL$ AG4 8,& Y TWO ACTU,Y
MADE M"OY T1*+ ^! PRANKS 6YR FELL[ /U-
D5TS80
  8,N9ETE5 DOLL>S & FIFTY C5TS10 ,OR-
VILLE SD4
  ,MOM :I/L$4 ,=A PR9CIPAL1 %E IS A GD
:I/L]4
  8,WE WANT 6PUT X 9 ! BANK10 ,I A4$4
  8,T'S A GD PLACE 6PUT M"OY1 B Y'RE N
GO+ 6PUT ? M"OY "!40
  ,MY HE>T />T$ 6S9K4 ,WE W]5'T GO+ TO
CAT* A CROOK AF ALL4
  ,MOM HELD \ A C(FEE C4
  8,NO ?ANKS10 SD ,ORVILLE4 ,P]H HE ?"\
,MOM 0 (F]+ HM C(FEE4
  ,=! ?IRD "T1 ,MOM'S EYES TOOK A SP94
7,%E RE,Y %D G 6AN EYE DOCTOR AB     #BJ
T47 8,BOYS1 PUT ALL ! M"OY Y E>N$ 9 ! C4
,Y'RE RETURN+ X40
  ,WE _H 6EMPTY \R BRILLIANT1 RI*1 J+LY1
FAT POCKETS4
  ,I'VE GOT 6TELL Y T ! S.D ( YR CO9S
DROPP+ 96"SBODY ELSE'S C(FEE C IS ! SAD-
DE/ ?+ 9 ! :OLE _W4 ,M* SA4] ?AN A RA9Y
OLD WILT+ DA6ODIL4
















                 ,,FIVE              #BA
        ,:O ,SD ,]R&S ,>E ,BOR+8

  ,N ONLY DID WE H 6GIVE BACK ! M"OY1 B
WE AL _H 6/AY AF S*OOL & CL1N ! HALLS4
  ,:5 WE 7 D"O1 WE W5T BACK 6! PR9CI-
PAL'S (FICE4 ,:5"E WE H 6/AY AF S*OOL1 !
PR9CIPAL GIVES U A RIDE HOME4
  8,I'M />V$10 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,WELL1 PUT YR /OMA* ON HOLD10 ,MOM SD
Z %E LOCK$ ! S*OOL DOORS4 8,WE H 6/OP
"S": ON ! WAY HOME40
  8,N AN ]R&60 ,ORVILLE -PLA9$4
  ,WE HATE ]R&S4
  8,I DON'T WANT 6HE> ANY -PLA9TS40 ,MOM
UNLOCK$ ! C> DOORS4 8,WE'RE /OPP+ AT !
BANK 6MAKE A DEPOSIT & T'S T40
  ,ORVILLE & ,I LOOK$ AT EA* O!R4 ,T
MAGIC ^W--.BANK--FLOAT$ 6\R E>S L A WI%
-E TRUE4 ,WE TRI$ 6KEEP ! CORN]S ( \R
M\?S F JUMP+ UP4
  ,AT ! BANK1 "! 0 A L;G L9E4 8,? W ONLY
TAKE TWO M9UTES10 ,MOM SD4
  ,T 0 ! MO/ RIDICUL\S EXA7],N 9 ! UNI-
V]SE4 ,GR[N-UPS SAY T AN ]R& W TAKE TWO
M9UTES1 & X RE,Y TAKES TWO C5TU-     #BB
RIES4 ,B = ONCE1 ,ORVILLE & ,I DIDN'T
C>E4
  8,":'S ! RO2]1 ,WILBUR80 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  ,Z ,I LOOK$ >.D1 X DAWN$ ON ME T "!
MI<T N 2 A BANK RO2] "H AF ALL4 ,A BANK
IS C]TA9LY A GD PLACE =A BANK RO2] 6BE4
,B :AT IF ! CROOK 0 AT HOME "R N[1 DE-
CID+ 6ROB ! BANK TM8
  ,I 0 AB 6TALK 6,ORVILLE AB ? :5 HE
GRA2$ MY >M4
  8,DON'T LOOK N[6 ,I ?9K ,I SEE HM40
  ,A *ILL RAC$ UP MY SP9E4
  ,ORVILLE RAIS$ "O EYEBR[ & NO4$ 9 !
DIREC;N (A MAN AT ! FRONT (! L9E4
  ,I LOOK$ )\T LOOK+ Z IF ,I 0 LOOK+--?
IS A SPECIAL ,RIOT ,BRO!R SKILL4
  ,! MAN _H ON A L;G D>K COAT )! COLL>
TURN$ UP4 ,PULL$ L[ OV] 8 %IFTY EYES 0 A
D>K HAT4 ,ON 8 H&S 7 BLACK GLOVES4
,GLOVES 6KEEP 8 F+]PR9TS F GETT+ ALL OV]
! PLACE4
  ,N]V\SLY1 ! MAN KEPT GLANC+ AT ! TELL-
]S & AT ! SECUR;Y GU>D :O 0 ASLEEP 9 A
*AIR 0! DOOR4                        #BC
  ,ORVILLE 0 "R6

  ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NO4#C3 ,IF "S"O
SAYS1 8,DON'T LOOK N[60 MAKE SURE Y
LOOK4

  8,HE'S WAIT+ UNTIL X'S 8 TURN10 ,OR-
VILLE :ISP]$4 8,!N HE'LL G UP 6! TELL] &
TELL H] X'S A /ICKUP40
  ,WE WAT*$ BR1?.SLY Z ! TELL] ON ! "R
GAVE M"OY 6A WOMAN )A FURRY COAT &A NOSE
L A PICKLE4 ,PICKLE ,NOSE PUT H] M"OY 9
H] PURSE & />T$ 6L1VE4
  8,NEXT60 CALL$ ! TELL]4
  ,! CROOK />T$ WALK+ T[>D ! TELL]4 ,Z
HE WALK$1 HE PUT 8 "R H& 9 8 POCKET4
  8,HE'S R1*+ = 8 W1PON60 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  ,! NEXT "P SEEM$ Z ?\< X 0 HAPP5+ 9
SL[ MO;N4 ,I REMEMB] GLANC+ AT POOR
,PICKLE ,NOSE1 WI%+ T %E WD WALK A LL
FA/] S %E WDN'T 2 9 ! WAY4 ,I REMEMB]
?9K+3 WELL1 AT L1/ %E'S V SK9NY4 ,IF HE
%OOTS 9 H] DIREC;N1 HE'LL PROBABLY MISS4
  8,D "S?+10 ,ORVILLE HISS$4         #BD
  ,! MAN 0 PULL+ A SMALL BLACK W1PON \ (
8 POCKET4
  ,I CDN'T J /& "! L A GRE5 B1N4 ,I _H
6TAKE AC;N4 8,/OP60 ,I YELL$4 8,?IEF60
  ,! CU/OM]S GASP$4 ,! TELL]S SCR1M$4
,PICKLE ,NOSE DROPP$ H] PURSE4 ,! SECU-
R;Y GU>D FELL \ ( 8 *AIR4 ,&! CROOK
FROZE ) 8 H&S UP4
  ,EXCEPT HE WASN'T HOLD+ A W1PON4 ,HE 0
HOLD+ 8 *ECKBOOK4 ,HE WASN'T A CROOK4
  ,! BANK 0 -PLETELY SIL5T4 ,AL? ,I
WASN'T LOOK+ AT MY MOM1 ,I CD TELL T %E
0 GL>+ AT ME4 ,I DIDN'T "K :AT 6D4
  ,!N ,PICKLE ,NOSE PICK$ UP H] PURSE1
CLUT*$ X 6H] *E/1 & /A7]$ T[>D ! SECUR;Y
GU>D4 ,"EYBODY GASP$4
  8,%E'S HAV+ A HE>T ATTACK10 ,ORVILLE
CRI$4 8,WE SC>$ H] 6D1?60
  ,%E OP5$ H] PURSE & PULL$ \ M"OY4 ,%E
SLAPP$ X 96! H& (! SECUR;Y GU>D4
8,,F9E60 %E %\T$ ANGRILY4 8,I'LL 3FESS6
,! TELL] GAVE ME FIVE HUNDR$ DOLL> BILLS
9/1D ( FIVE DOLL> BILLS40 ,%E TURN$ &
GL>$ AT ME4 8,H[ DID Y "K1 KID80
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,HE GR9N$    #BE
& SANG1 8,LA1 LA60























                 ,,SIX               #BF
                ,F"UWE>

  ,"EYBODY WANT$ 6%AKE \R H&S4 ,EXCEPT
,PICKLE ,NOSE4
  ,! BANK MANAG] DIDN'T GIVE U A TROPHY1
A M$AL1 OR A M.TA9 ( M"OY4 ,B ! CU/OM]S
9 ! L9E LET U CUT 6! FRONT4 ,&! TELL]
GAVE U LOLLIPOPS4
  8,LET'S SAVE !M10 ,ORVILLE SD4 8,WE C
SPRAY PA9T !M GOLD & PUT !M 9 \R ,RIOT
,BRO!RS' ,TROPHY ,CASE40
  8,N TOO %A2Y10 ,I REPLI$4 8,B WE DON'T
H A ,RIOT ,BRO!RS' ,TROPHY ,CASE40
  ,ORVILLE ATE HIS4
  ,TWO C5TURIES LAT]1 WE F9,Y MADE X
HOME4 ,X 0 SIX O'C4
  8,WE H ?REE H\RS UNTIL B$"T10 ,ORVILLE
SD4 8,:AT %D WE D1 ,WILBUR80
  8,I'LL TELL Y :AT WE'RE GO+ 6D10 ,MOM
REPLI$1 EV5 ?\< H] "N ISN'T ,WILBUR4
8,WE'RE GO+ 6H A .NICE EV5+4 ,WE'RE GO+
6EAT D9N]4 ,!N Y TWO >E GO+ 6WA% ! DI%ES
NICELY & D YR HOME"W NICELY40
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,ORVILLE LOOK$
AT ME4                               #BG
  8,:O WANTS 6H A .NICE EV5+80 ,I ASK$4
  8,WE'RE N GRE5 B1NS60 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,WE'RE ! ,RIOT ,BRO!RS6 ,WE WANT \R
EV5+S 6CRACKLE ) -$Y1 DRIP ) DANG]1 &
EXPLODE ) EXCITE;T40
  ,MOM GAVE U A LOOK4 8,I ?9K WE'VE _H 5
EXCITE;T = "O "D40
  ,WE DIDN'T WANT ,MOM 6H A HE>T ATTACK4
,S1 WE ATE D9N]1 WA%$ ! DI%ES1 & DID \R
HOME"W4
  8,B$"T10 ,MOM ANN\NC$ Z WE CLOS$ \R
BOOKS4
  8,I'M N AT ALL TIR$10 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,I'M N"E TIR$10 ,I SD4
  ,X'S TRUE4 ,"! IS "S?+ AB B$"T T MAKES
ME V AWAKE4
  8,LET'S PLAY ,"UFOODLE60 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  ,WE RAN UP/AIRS4
  ,"UFOODLE IS A GAME ,ORVILLE 9V5T$ :5
HE 0 9 K9D]G>T54 ,WE / PLAY X 2C =A K9-
D]>TN] ,ORVILLE 0 V GD AT 9V5T+ GAMES4
,X M/ RUN 9 ! FAMILY4 ,"H'S H[ Y PLAY4
  ,9 EXACTLY ?IRTY SECONDS1 Y SEE H[ _M
"UPANTS Y C GET ON YR H1D4 ,AT !     #BH
SAME "T1 Y TRY 6PULL "UPANTS (F YR BRO?-
]'S H1D4 ,AT ! 5D1 :O"E HAS ! MO/ "UWE>
ON 8 H1D W9S4
  8,G60 ,ORVILLE %\T$4
  8,"O1 TWO1 ?REE '''0 ,WE PULL$ \ \R
DRESS] DRAW]S4 ,SOCKS & "UWE> & >MS
FLEW4 ,I PUT ON FIVE 2F ,ORVILLE TACKL$
ME & PULL$ TWO (F4
  8,Y F9K60 ,I SCR1M$ & YANK$ (F TWO ( 8
SEV54
  ,HE SCOOP$ UP "EY?+ 9 8 "UWE> DRAW] &
JUMP$ ON 8 B$4 8,X'S SN[+60 HE YELL$ &
?REW SOCKS & "UWE> 9 ! AIR4 ,2F ,I CD
GET HM1 HE PUT ?REE M ON4
  8,DIAP] H1D60 ,I SD4
  ,ORVILLE LAU<$ S H>D HE SNORT$4
  ,I TACKL$ HM & HE SCR1M$4
  8,:AT'S GO+ ON UP "!80 ,MOM'S VOICE
DRIFT$ UP ! /AIRS4
  8,,BZZZ60 ,ORVILLE %\T$4 8,"T'S UP60
  ,WE LOOK$ AT ! H1PS ( "UWE> ON \R H1DS
& FELL ON ! FLOOR LAU<+4
  8,WAIT60 ,I SAT UP4 ,A SAY+ 0 -+ 6ME4
,I L 6MAKE UP SAY+S4 ,"S"D ,I PLAN TO
WRITE !M ALL D[N 9 A BOOK T W IN-    #BI
SPIRE MILLIONS ( P "EY":4
  ,ORVILLE /RAI<T5$ ! "UWE> HAT ON 8 H1D
& TOOK A SIP WAT] F ! GLASS 0HIS B$4
  ,I CLE>$ MY ?ROAT4 ,I SD1 8,ALL Y NE$
IS A BUTT 6PUT "UPANTS ON YR BUTT1 B X
TAKES A BRA9 6PUT "UPANTS ON YR H1D40
  8,GD "O60 ,ORVILLE SD1 ) 8 M\? FULL (
WAT]4 ,& !N HE SN>F$4

                 ,! ,5D














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              ,,BOOK ,,TWO           #CA
          ,,! ,,RIOT ,,BRO!RS
       ,,F9D ,A ,,HI45 ,,TR1SURE

                  ,,"O
              ,Y ,N"E ,"K

  ,"H'S :AT ,I1 ,WILBUR ,RIOT1 0 DO+ :5
! SURPRISE CAME 9 ! MAIL4 ,I 0 PLAY+ ,!
,NAK$ ,MOLE-,RAT ,GAME ) MY BRO!R1 ,OR-
VILLE4
  ,I 9V5T$ ? GAME :5 ,ORVILLE & ,I 7 AT
A FANCY RE/AURANT ": ! FOOD DIDN'T EV5
LOOK L FOOD4 ,! ONLY ?+ WE LIK$ 7 !
CRACK]S T -E 9 LL PACKAGES4 ,S ,I MADE
UP ? GAME4
  8,ORVILLE10 ,I SD4 8,LET'S SEE IF WE C
EAT \R CRACK]S 9 EXACTLY =TY-"O BITES40
  8,OKAY1 ,WILBUR60
  ,=A ?IRD GRAD]1 MY BRO!R IS "S"TS AC-
TU,Y R1SONA#4
                    ,WE NIB#D & C.T$4
,&! M WE NIB#D1 ! M WE CRACK$ UP4
,ORVILLE KEPT LOOK+ CROSS- EY$ S HE CD
SEE 8 CRACK]4 ,& :5 WE GOT 6! 5D1 WE 7
PRACTIC,Y GNAW+ ON \R F+]S4          #CB
  8,Y LOOK L A NAK$ MOLE RAT60 ,I SD )A
M\? FULL ( CRACK] CRUMBS4
  ,ORVILLE LAU<$ & BLEW 8 CRUMBS ALL OV]
! FANCY TA#CLO?4
  ,? IS H[ ! ,NAK$ ,MOLE-,RAT ,GAME 0
BORN4
  ,B1 ,WILBUR1 :AT DOES ANY ( ? H 6D )!
MAIL1 Y ASK8
  ,WELL1 ,ORVILLE & ,I 7 PLAY+ ! ,NAK$
,MOLE-,RAT ,GAME AT ! BR1KFA/ TA# ON A
COLD ,SATUR"D 9 ,FEBRU>Y4 ,WE 7 US+ TOA/
9/1D ( CRACK]S4 ,ORVILLE _H PICK$ ! NUM-
B] N9ETY-N9E4 ,WE 7 ON BITE N9ETY-SEV5 (
N9ETY-N9E & \R *EEKS HURT F LAU<+ S H>D4
,!N ''' .,?WAAP6 ,A BUNDLE ( MAIL DROPP$
"? ! SLOT4
  ,AT F/1 WE DIDN'T PAY ANY ATT5;N 6!
MAIL4 ,WE 7 BUSY GO2L+ CRUMBS (F \R F+]-
TIPS4 8,N9ETY-EI<T1 N9ETY-N9E60 ,I SD4
  8,I WON60 ,ORVILLE YELL$4
  8,NO1 ,I WON60
  8,I WON60
  8,I WON60
  8,I WON60
  ,\R MOM L[]$ ! NEWSPAP] %E 0       #CC
R1D+ & />$ AT U = "S R1SON4
  8,Y BO? WON60 %E SD1 Z IF T MADE ANY
S5SE4
  8,G GET ! MAIL10 ,I SD 6,ORVILLE4
8,MAYBE "!'S "S?+ GD 9 X = U40
  ,ORVILLE RAN 6! FRONT DOOR1 PICK$ UP !
MAIL1 & RAN BACK 6! TA#4
  8,M/ Y RUN "EY":80 ,MOM ASK$4
  8,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NUMB] ,F\R10 ,I
RECIT$4 8,RUN1 D N WALK1 :5"E POSSI#40
  ,%E ROLL$ H] EYES4
  ,ORVILLE :IPP$ "? ! MAIL1 H&+ ME EA*
LR AF HE LOOK$ AT X4
  ,"H'S :AT 0 9 ! MAIL4

#A4 ,NO BIR?"D 9VIT,NS
#B4 ,NO C\PONS = FREE ICE CR1M
#C4 ,NO GIFT PACKAGES F =GOTT5 RELATIVES
#D4 ,NO PO/C>D F ! ,PRESID5T (! ,UNIT$
  ,/ATES
#E4 ,NO RANSOM NOTE F A KIDNAPP]
#F4 ,NO (F] TO '''

  8,WAIT60 ,I SD4 ,I FELT A SAY+ -+ ON4
,SAY+S -E 6ME NATUR,Y 2C1 =A FIF?    #CD
GRAD]1 ,I AM V WISE4
  ,ORVILLE SAT D[N & LI/5$ POLITELY4
  ,I CLE>$ MY ?ROAT4 8,LIFE IS L !
MAIL10 ,I SD4 8,Y C'T C.T ON "S?+ EXCIT+
6-E "? ! SLOT40
  8,GD "O1 ,WILBUR10 ,ORVILLE SD1 HOPP+
BACK UP4 8,:AT D WE D N[80
  ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NUMB] ,"O3 ,MAKE
"S?+ EXCIT+ HAPP5 E "D40
  8,H[ AB WE WRITE \RVS A LR80
  8,N TOO %A2Y10 ,I SD4 8,B X WDN'T 2 A
SURPRISE4 ,= "S?+ 6BE TRULY EXCIT+1 X
HAS 6BE A SURPRISE40
  ,X 0 H>D 6?9K 2C \R MOM 0 2+ V NOISY4
,%E HAS A HABIT ( TALK+4
  8,"H'S A LR = OLD ,MR4 ,H,Y10 %E SD4
8,HE DI$ OV] TWELVE YE>S AGO60
  ,WE W]5'T EV5 GO+ 6ASK :O ,MR4 ,H,Y
WAS1 B %E KEPT TALK+4 8,MR4 ,H,Y 0 ! MAN
:O [N$ ! H\SE 2F U40 ,%E LAU<$4 8,?
PLACE 0 L A MUSEUM :5 WE B"\ X1 /UFF
PIL$ F FLOOR 6CEIL+4 ,HE 0 A CRAZY OLD
SQUIRREL40
  ,Z %E TALK$1 MY BRA9-GE>S 7 SP9N+4
8,ORVILLE10 ,I :ISP]$4 8,:AT IF      #CE
OLD ,MR4 ,H,Y LEFT A TR1SURE HI45 "S": 9
! H\SE80
  ,ORVILLE'S EYES GOT HUGE4 8,L BAGS (
C&Y80
  8,WELL1 ,I 0 ?9K+ M AB GOLD OR JEW-
ELS40
  8,& :AT IF WE F9D X80
  8,T'S :AT WE'RE GO+ 6D TD60 ,I :ISP]$4
8,WE'RE GO+ 6F9D A HI45 TR1SURE60
  8,B+O B;GO60 ,ORVILLE JUMP$ UP4 ,!N HE
SAT D[N4 8,B IF WE "K WE'RE GO+ 6F9D A
HI45 TR1SURE1 H[ C X 2 A SURPRISE80
  ,=A MO;T1 ,ORVILLE _H ME4 ,!N X CAME
6ME3 8,! SURPRISE IS T WE DON'T "K ":
X'S HI4540
  8,"R60 SD ,ORVILLE4 8,LET'S D X60








                  ,TWO               #CF
         ,H ,Y ,"E ,TRI$ ,PICK+
        ,UP #A1JJJ ,PAP] ,CLIPS8

                    8,LET'S />T 9 !
BASE;T60 ,WE JUMP$ UP & RAN 6! BASE;T
DOOR4
  8,/OP60 ,MOM YELL$4 8,X'S FAMILY CL1N-
UP "T40
  ,\R BODIES FROZE ON ! TOP /EP4 8,,NO60
WE GROAN$4
  8,WILBUR VACUUMS4 ,ORVILLE DU/S4 ,/>T
9 ! D54 ,DON'T =GET 6PICK UP ANY?+ (F !
FLOOR 2F Y VACUUM40
  8,B WE H "S?+ IMPORTANT 6D60 ,I YELL$
BACK4
  8,CL1N UP 2F Y D X10 %E SD4
  ,CL1N .2F8 ,T DIDN'T MAKE ANY S5SE4
8,Y'RE CRUEL60 ,I YELL$4
  8,NO1 ,I'M N10 %E REPLI$4 8,I'M ,MOM40
,%E ACTU,Y LAU<$4
  ,ORVILLE & ,I GOT ALL ! CL1N+ JUNK &
MET 9 ! D54 8,WE H 6HURRY10 ,I SD4
  ,ORVILLE PICK$ A P5NY (F ! FLOOR4
8,SEE A P5NY1 PICK X UP4 ,ALL "D L;G
Y'LL H GD LUCK40 ,HE PUT X 9 8       #CG
POCKET & LOOK$ AT ! MESS4 8,I WI% WE 7
LUCKY 5 6H "O MA*9E T CD D ALL ! "W40
  8,I'VE GOT X60 ,I SD4 8,:Y DON'T WE
9V5T AN ATTA*;T 6! VACUUM T PICKS UP
/UFF (F ! FLOOR & ANO!R ATTA*;T T DU/S
FURNITURE8 ,WE'LL F9I% \R "W ?REE "TS
FA/]40
  8,:AT W WE CALL X80
  8,EXCELL5T "Q60
  ,WE MADE A LI/4

    ,,ID1S ,,= ,,"NS
#A4 ,! ,CL1N ,MA*9E
#B4 ,! ,SUP] ,SWIFT ,/UFF ,LIFT]
#C4 ,! V,ACUUMULAT]
#D4 ,! ,DIRT-,VAMOOS+ ,VACUUM

  8,I VOTE = ,SUP] ,SWIFT ,/UFF ,LIFT]1
,WILBUR40
  8,EXCELL5T *OICE10 ,I SD4 ,X HAPP5$ TO
2 MY IDEA4
  ,WE RAN >.D ! H\SE COLLECT+ USE;L ?+S4
  8,>E Y CL1N+80 ,MOM ASK$ Z WE :IZZ$
PA/ H]4
  8,,YES60 WE SD4                    #CH
  ,"H IS :AT WE COLLECT$4

    ,,USE;L ,,?+S
#A4 ,RU2] B&S
#B4 ,MASK+ TAPE
#C4 ,A HANG]
#D4 ,A RAKE

  ,F/1 WE CLOS$ ! DOOR4 ,9V5TORS D N NE$
GR[N-UPS LOOK+ 9 ON !M :5 !Y >E 9V5T+4
  ,WE B5T ! HANG] 6LOOK L AN >M & /UCK A
DU/ CLO? ON ! H&4 ,WE ATTA*$ ? 6"O SIDE
(! VACUUM ) RU2] B&S4 ,:ILE PU%+ ! VACU-
UM1 ! >M WD SW+ 6! SIDE & DU/ PASS+ FUR-
NITURE4
  ,!N WE ATTA*$ ! RAKE 6! FRONT (! VACU-
UM ) MASK+ TAPE4 ,! RAKE WD PU% ITEMS ON
! FLOOR 6KEEP !M F GETT+ SUCK$ UP 9 !
VACUUM4
  8,TURN X ON1 ,ORVILLE60 ,I SD :5 WE 7
R1DY4
  ,"! 0 A KNOCK ON ! DOOR4 8,I HAV5'T
BE5 HE>+ ANY VACUUM+4 ,Y'D BETT] 2 CL1N-
+60
  8,WE'LL 2 D"O CL1N+ 9 "O M9UTE60   #CI
,I SD4
  8,NO10 ,ORVILLE SD )A GR94 8,WE'LL 2
D"O 9 ONLY ?IRTY SECONDS60
  8,T5 SECONDS60 ,I SD4 8,TURN X ON60
  ,I HELD ONTO ! ,SUP] ,SWIFT ,/UFF
,LIFT] H&LE & ,ORVILLE R1*$ D[N 6! BASE
& FLIPP$ ON ! SWIT*4
  ,! MA*9E L1P$ =W>D L A HUNGRY DRAGON4
  ,! WIRE >M SWUNG \ 6! SIDE & SWEPT
"EY?+ (F MY MOM'S DESK1 9CLUD+ A POT (
#A1JJJ PAP] CLIPS4
  8,TURN X (F60 ,I YELL$1 GRA2+ =! H&LE4
  ,ORVILLE TRI$ 6R1* ! SWIT*4 ,! RAKE
BULLDOZ$ OV] ! TRA% C4 ,A MILLION PIECES
( PAP] FLUTT]$ \ L MO?S4
  8,TURN X (F60
  ,ORVILLE LUNG$ AG4 ,! ,SUP] ,SWIFT
,/UFF ,LIFT] SLAMM$ AG/ ! WALL1 KNOCK+
OV] A LAMP4
  ,)A SCREE*1 X />T$ 6SUCK UP ! L;G LACE
CURTA9S4 ,/9KY SMOKE />T$ -+ \ (! VACU-
UM'S M\?4
  ,MOM OP5$ ! DOOR4
  ,I WRE/L$ )! MA*9E1 & ,ORVILLE TURN$
(F ! SWIT*4                          #DJ
  ,A V P1CE;L S.D FLOAT$ OV] ! ROOM4 ,X
0 ! S.D ( NO?+4
  8,:AT ON E>? >E Y DO+80 ,MOM 0 LOOK+
AT ! MESS4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I LOOK$ AT ,OR-
VILLE4
  8,WE'RE SAV+ "T10 ,ORVILLE SD4

















                 ,,?REE              #DA
         ,MESSY ,CLOSETS ,RULE

  ,MOM DIDN'T EV5 (F] 6HELP CL1N UP4 ,%E
SD %E _H "W ( H] [N & LEFT U AL"O4
  8,SORRY10 ,ORVILLE SD 6! ,SUP] ,SWIFT
,/UFF ,LIFT] Z WE TOOK X A"P4 8,WE "K Y
TRI$40
  ,I ?REW AWAY A GOB ( MASK+ TAPE4 8,!
R1SON X DIDN'T "W IS 2C ? ROOM IS TOO
MESSY4 ,WE %D TRY X ON A -PLETELY EMPTY
ROOM40
  8,B+O B;GO6 ,LET'S D X60
  8,WE C'T4 ,WE H 6F9D ! TR1SURE40
  8,I 0 ?9K+10 ,ORVILLE SD4 8,:AT IF "!
ISN'T A TR1SURE = U 6F9D8 ,MAYBE WE %D
PICK A NEW MIS.N4 ,H[ AB SAV+ "S"O F
DOOM8 ,T WD 2 EXCIT+40
  8,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NUMB] ,FIVE3
,DON'T *ANGE YR MIS.N 9 ! MI4LE (! "D6
,& 2SS1 WE / H 6CL1N UP 9 "H40
  8,WELL1 ,I C'T D ANY M CL1N+10 ,OR-
VILLE SD4 8,I RAN \ ( DU/ CLO?S40
  ,MOM'S VOICE CAME F ! HALLWAY3 8,"! IS
A BIG :ITE BAG ( CL1N RAGS 9 ! CLOSET40
                                     #DB
  ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NO4#F3 ,TALK S(TLY
EV5 IF Y ?9K Y'RE AL"O1 2C GR[N-UPS H
EXCELL5T HE>+4

  ,ORVILLE /UCK 8 H1D 9 ! CLOSET4 8,I
DON'T SEE !M40
  8,USE YR H&S60 %E CALL$ \4
  ,ORVILLE /UCK 8 H&S 9 ! CLOSET & %OOK
!M >.D4 8,I / DON'T SEE !M60
  ,I GOT A FLA%LI<T & SQUEEZ$ 9 ) ,OR-
VILLE4 ,WE /EPP$ ON A BIG :ITE BAG ) "S-
?+ S(T 9 X1 & ,I FLA%$ ! LI<T >.D4
  ,HANG+ UP3 OLD COATS4 ,ON ! FLOOR3 A
BOX ( D1D BATT]IES1 A L>GE PA9T+1 & LOTS
( DU/4 ,9 ! CORN]3 ,DRACULA ) BLOOD
DRIPP+ F 8 FANGS4
  ,ORVILLE SCR1M$ & BUMP$ AG/ ME4 ,I
DROPP$ ! FLA%LI<T & BUMP$ AG/ ! WALL4 ,!
PA9T+ FELL OV] )A CRA%4
  ,DRACULA DIDN'T MOVE "O FANG4 ,T'S 2C
,DRACULA 0 MADE \ ( PLA/IC4
  8,X'S MY OLD ,HALL[E5 MASK60 ,I SD4
  ,WE BO? />T$ CRACK+ UP4
  ,!N ,I NOTIC$ "S?+ NEW4 ,! FLA%LI<T 0
%9+ ON A WOOD5 BOX COV]$ ) DU/4 ,X   #DC
_H BE5 HI45 2H ! PA9T+4
  ,MY 9SIDES GOT ALL JUMPY ) EXCITE;T4
  8,WELL1 WELL1 WELL40 ,I PICK$ X UP4
8,:AT D WE H "H80
  ,ORVILLE %9$ ! FLA%LI<T ON ! BOX4
  ,X 0 AB ! SIZE (A DIC;N>Y ) V9ES C>V$
9 ! TOP4 ,ON ! SIDE 0 A BRASS LOCK4
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,ORVILLE LOOK$
AT ME4
  8,MR4 ,H,Y'S HI45 TR1SURE60
  8,"!'S ONLY "O PRO#M10 ,I SD4
  8,:AT'S T80
  8,NO KEY60
  ,WE SE>*$ "EY":4 ,NO LUCK4
  8,%D WE ASK ,MOM IF %E "KS ": ! KEY
IS80 ,ORVILLE ASK$4
  8,,>E ,,Y ,,CRAZY8 ,WE H 6KEEP ? A SE-
CRET40
  8,%D WE BR1K X OP580
  8,,>E ,,Y ,,CRAZY8 ,! .BOX IS PROBABLY
WOR? M"OY40
  8,%D WE TAKE X 6! H>DW>E /ORE & SEE IF
!Y H A KEY = X80
  8,,>E ,,Y ,,CRAZY8 ,WAIT--T'S A PRETTY
GD IDEA60                            #DD
  ,I WRAPP$ ! BOX 9 A NEWSPAP] & WE />T$
6L1VE ! D54
  ,ORVILLE GRA2$ MY >M4 8,:AT IF ! <O/ (
,MR4 ,H,Y WAKES UP & GETS MAD AT U =
/1L+ 8 TR1SURE80
  ,I LAU<$4
  8,:AT'S S FUNNY80 ,MOM ASK$4 ,%E AP-
PE>$ \ ( NO": )A MOP 9 H] H&4
  ,I 3C5TRAT$ ON MAK+ MY FACE BLANK S T
%E WDN'T SUSPECT ANY?+4 ,I 0 3C5TRAT+ S
H>D T ,I CDN'T ?9K ( ANY?+ 6SAY4 8,UH--
:AT'S S FUNNY1 ,ORVILLE80
  ,ORVILLE LET \ A GRT BURP4
  ,WE LAU<$4
  8,Y'RE BO? V FUNNY10 ,MOM SD4 8,TURN
>.D & GET BACK 6"W40








                 ,,F\R               #DE
      ,%OOM ''' ,%OOM ''' ,YIKES6

  ,AF CL1N+ UP1 WE ASK$ P]MIS.N 6WALK TO
,HELP;L ,H>DW>E4 ,HELP;L ,H>DW>E IS EX-
TREMELY HELP;L 2C X'S ONLY ?REE BLOCKS F
\R H\SE4
  8,YES4 ,B ONLY IF Y PICK UP A TOILET
PLUNG]10 ,MOM SD1 H&+ U FIVE DOLL>S4 8,&
BUNDLE UP4 ,X'S FREEZ+40
  ,! WALK 0 TR1*]\S3 GU/+ W9DS1 ICY
SIDEWALKS4 ,B WE M>*$ BRAVELY ON1 \R F9-
G]S FREEZ+1 \R EYES /++1 \R NOSES DRIP-
P+4 ,( C\RSE1 X 0 M* H>D] = ME 2C ,I 0
HU7+ ! TR1SURE BOX AG/ MY *E/4 ,NO FREE
H& 6WIPE AWAY ! SNOT4
  8,WE'RE LUCKY X'S W9T]10 ,I %\T$ OV] !
W9D 6,ORVILLE4
  8,:Y80
  8,IF X 0 SUMM]1 !N ,I CDN'T HIDE ! BOX
"U MY W9T] COAT60
  8,GD PO9T40
  ,F9,Y1 WE MADE X4
  8,WELCOME 6,HELP;L ,H>DW>E60 SD A WOM-
AN 0! DOOR4 8,MAY ,I HELP Y80
  ,MY LIPS 7 S COLD1 ,I CDN'T GET    #DF
!M 6"W4 8,WE'RE LOOK+ =A KEY10 ,I SD4 ,B
X CAME \3 8,ME MOOKY A ME40
  ,ORVILLE CRACK$ UP4 ,8 FACE LOOK$ L A
TOMATO AB 6EXPLODE4
  8,KEYS60 ,I F9,Y SD4
  ,%E SMIL$4 8,AISLE T560
  ,WE WALK$ D[N ! F/ AISLE & TURN$ !
CORN]4
  ,ORVILLE'S GR9 DROPP$4 8,DID Y SEE T80
HE :ISP]$4
  8,SEE :AT80
  8,"S"O IS FOLL[+ U40
  ,WE TURN$ D[N AN AISLE4 ,ORVILLE GL.ED
OV] 8 %\LD]4 8,DON'T LOOK N[60 HE :IS-
P]$4
  ,( C\RSE1 ,I LOOK$4 ,B ( C\RSE ,I
LOOK$ )\T LOOK+ Z IF ,I 0 LOOK+4
  ,AN OLD MAN CAME >.D ! CORN] WE>+ OV]-
ALLS &A FLANNEL %IRT4 ,HE _H NO HAIR4
,HE _H NO TEE?4 ,8 FOOT/EPS 7 SL[ MU6L$
%U6LES3 .%OOM ''' .%OOM ''' .%OOM4
  8,X'S ,MR4 ,H,Y'S <O/10 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  8,X IS N4 ,X'S J AN OLD GUY %OPP+40
  8,:Y ISN'T HE WE>+ A COAT8 ,<O/S   #DG
>E ! ONLY P :O DON'T WE> COATS 9 ! W9-
T]40
  ,I TI<T5$ MY GRIP ON ! BOX HI45 "U MY
COAT4
  .,%OOM ''' .%OOM ''' .%OOM4 ,HE 0 />+
"R AT U4
  8,ORVILLE1 Y MAY 2 ONTO "S?+4 ,LET'S
KEEP WAT*+ HM4 ,B IF HE /OPS & PICKS UP
ANY?+1 !N WE'LL "K HE'S N A <O/40
  ,WE PRET5D$ 6LOOK AT DOOR KNOCK]S4 ,!
OLD MAN %U6L$ "R 0! TOILET PLUNG]S &!
BIRD FE$]S4 ,HE WASN'T 9T]E/$ 9 H>DW>E4
,HE 0 9T]E/$ 9 U6
  ,WE HURRI$ >.D ! CORN] 96! NEXT AISLE4
  8,:AT D WE D N[80 ,ORVILLE ASK$4
  8,2F WE PANIC1 WE H 6F9D \ IF HE RE,Y
IS A <O/40
  8,H[80
  ,I _H 6?9K FA/4 8,I "K6 ,<O/S DON'T %[
UP 9 MIRRORS4 ,WE'LL L1D HM 6! MIRROR
AISLE & SEE IF WE C SEE 8 REFLEC;N 9
"O40
  ,! OLD MAN TURN$ >.D ! CORN]4 .,%OOM
''' .%OOM ''' .%OOM4
  ,WE PASS$ ! M\SE TRAPS & KEPT      #DH
WALK+4 .,%OOM ''' .%OOM ''' .%OOM ''' HE
FOLL[$ L A CAT ON ! PR[L4
  ,F9,Y1 WE SAW ! MIRRORS4 ,HALFWAY D[N
! AISLE1 ,I PULL$ ,ORVILLE OV]4 ,WE
LOOK$ 96A L>GE MIRROR 9 A FANCY GOLD5
FRAME4 8,J KEEP LOOK+ 96? MIRROR10 ,I
SD4 8,:5 HE PASSES BY1 WE'LL SEE IF 8
REFLEC;N PASSES BY60
  ,\ (! CORN] ( \R EYES WE SAW ! OLD MAN
TURN ! CORN]4 .,%OOM ''' .%OOM '''
.%OOM4
  ,ORVILLE & ,I HELD \R BR1?4 ,I GRIPP$
! TR1SURE BOX TI<TLY 6MY *E/4
  ,CLOS] & CLOS] HE CAME4 .,%OOM '''
.%OOM4
  ,ORVILLE'S EYES LOOK$ L !Y 7 GO+ 6POP
\ & B\NCE AG/ ! MIRROR L ,P+-,P;G BALLS4
.,%OOM ''' .%OOM ''' .%OOM4
  ,J A FEW M /EPS & HE'D PASS 2H U4
.,%OOM4
  ,HE /OPP$4
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE 9 ! MIRROR4 ,OR-
VILLE LOOK$ AT ME 9 ! MIRROR4 ,WE DIDN'T
MOVE4
  ,:Y _H HE /OPP$ 2F R1*+ ! MIR-     #DI
ROR8 ,"! 0 ONLY "O R1SON4 ,HE KNEW WE 7
GIV+ HM A <O/ TE/4 ,& HE 0 A <O/4
  ,HE L1N$ =W>D & LIFT$ A BONY F+]4
8,:AT'S T "U YR COAT80 HE HISS$4
  ,ORVILLE SCR1M$ & KNOCK$ 96ME4 ,WE BO?
FELL D[N4
  8,%OPLIFT+ IS AG/ ! LAW60 HE SD4 8,:AT
>E Y TRY+ 6HIDE "U YR COAT80
  ,ORVILLE & ,I BO? NOTIC$ ! ,HELP;L
,H>DW>E "N TAG ON 8 FLANNEL %IRT4

,HI1
,MY "N IS ,MR4 ,BOB6

  8,D <O/S WE> "N TAGS80 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  8,I DON'T ?9K S10 ,I REPLI$4
  8,:AT 0 T80 ,MR4 ,BOB YELP$4 8,:AT >E
Y TWO :ISP]+ AB8 ,Y ?9K Y'RE GO+ 6GET
AWAY ) /1L+8 ,N :5 ,I'M "W+6 ,I'M CALL+
! POLICE4 ,!Y'LL LOCK Y "R UP4 ,Y ?9K
Y'LL .L 2+ 9 JAIL80
  8,WE'RE N %OPLIFT]S60 ,I SD4
  8,IN FACT1 WE CAT* CROOKS10 ,ORVILLE
A4$4 8,WE CAU<T A BANK RO2] J !      #EJ
O!R "D40
  ,X 0 TRUE4 ,I WROTE ALL AB X 9 ..,!
,RIOT ,BRO!RS ,CAPTURE A .,CROOK4
  ,MR4 ,BOB DIDN'T 2LIEVE U4 8,:AT'S T
"U YR COAT1 !N80
  ,I DIDN'T WANT 6%[ ,MR4 ,BOB ! BOX4 ,B
,I _H TO4 8,WE BR"\ ? F HOME4 ,WE WANT
6BUY A KEY = X40
  ,MR4 ,BOB EXAM9$ ! BOX4 8,HUMPH60 HE
SD4
  8,HE'S 4APPO9T$ T WE'RE N GO+ 6DIE 9
JAIL10 ,ORVILLE :ISP]$4
  8,WE DON'T H KEYS T FIT OLD LOCKS L
?10 ,MR4 ,BOB GRUM#D4 8,:AT D Y WANT A
KEY = ANYWAY80
  ,OLD ,BO2Y WASN'T TOO SM>T4
  8,SEE1 X'S LOCK$10 ,I EXPLA9$4 ,I
TALK$ SL[LY & L\DLY S HE CD "U/&4 8,6OP5
X1 WE NE$ A KEY40
  ,MR4 ,BOB P9*$ ! SIDES (! BRASS LOCK
TGR &! LOCK POPP$ OP54
  ,ORVILLE & ,I GASP$4


                 ,,FIVE              #EA
            ,PLUNG+ 96,DOOM

  ,MR4 ,BOB'S BONY H& 2GAN LIFT+ ! LID4
,HE 0 GO+ 6SEE ALL ! GOLD & JEWELS GL1M+
9SIDE6 ,& :5 HE SAW !M1 HE'D CALL ! PO-
LICE4 ,! POLICE WDN'T 2LIEVE \R /ORY4
,!Y'D PUT U 9 JAIL4 ,WE'D 2 RU9$6
  8,DON'T OP5 X60 ,I %\T$4
  ,MR4 ,BOB ALM DROPP$ ! BOX ON 8 BONY
TOES4 8,:Y8 ,:AT'S 9SIDE80
  ,MY M9D W5T BLANK4 ,I LOOK$ AT ,OR-
VILLE4 8,TELL HM :AT'S 9SIDE1 ,ORVILLE40
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ UP AT ,MR4 ,BOB4 ,:5
,ORVILLE WANTS TO1 HE C MAKE 8 FACE LOOK
L "O ( ^? ANGELS PA9T$ ON A CA!DRAL
CEIL+4 8,X'S J A D1D NAK$ MOLE RAT10 HE
SD4
  ,MR4 ,BOB H&$ OV] ! BOX4
  ,I GRA2$ X1 & WE FLEW \ ! DOOR4
  8,LET'S SEE :AT'S 9SIDE60 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,NO60 ,! W9D 0 TRY+ 6S5D U UP !
,HELP;L ,H>DW>E FLAGPOLE4 ,AL? ,I 0 DY+
6SEE :AT 0 9SIDE1 ,I KNEW WE _H 6WAIT4
8,:AT IF X'S FULL ( HUNDR$ DOLL> BILLS1
&! W9D BL[S !M AWAY80                #EB
  8,OKAY1 !N LET'S RUN60
  ,WE TOOK (F4 ,X IS V H>D 6RUN ON ICE 9
! W9D4 ,ESPECI,Y :5 Y'RE HOLD+ A HI45
TR1SURE4
  ,I 0 9 FRONT ( ,ORVILLE :5 A TRUCK
PULL$ 96A DRIVEWAY AH1D4
  ,I /OPP$4 ,ORVILLE CRA%$ 96ME4
  ,2F WE BO? FELL1 ,I NOTIC$ ! SIGN ON !
TRUCK3 ,L4 ,H4 ,K4 ,PLUMB+4
  8,WE =GOT ! PLUNG]RRRR60 ,I SD Z WE
PLUNG$4
  ,WE _H 6TURN >.D & RUN BACK4
  8,N[ :AT80 GRUM#D ,MR4 ,BOB4
  8,WE NE$ A PLUNG]40
  8,WE'RE ALL \40
  8,Y >E N4 ,WE SAW !M40
  8,HUMPH10 ,MR4 ,BOB SD1 & %U6L$ AWAY4
  ,WE GOT A PLUNG] & RAN 6! CA%I]4
  ,ORVILLE PULL$ ! FIVE DOLL>S \ ( 8
POCKET4
  84#E.JA10 %E SD )A SMILE4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I LOOK$ AT HM4
  ,I *ECK$ MY POCKETS4 ,N "O QU>T]4 ,N
"O DIME4 ,N "O NICKEL4 ,N "O P5NY4
  8,DON'T Y H A J> ) EXTRA P5-       #EC
NIES80 ,I ASK$4
  8,SORRY60 %E SD4
  8,W Y SELL X 6U = FIVE DOLL>S80
  8,SORRY60
  8,Y >5'T 2+ V HELP;L10 ,I SD4
  8,OP5 UP ! BOX10 ,ORVILLE :ISP]$4
8,MAYBE "!'S A P5NY 9SIDE40
  8,NO60
  ,I 0 J AB 6GIVE UP4 ,!N ,I REMEMB]$
"S?+4 8,X'S A GD ?+ WE _H 6CL1N ! D510
,I EXCLAIM$4
  8,:AT80
  8,SEE A P5NY1 PICK X UP1 REMEMB]80
,TRIUMPHANTLY1 ,ORVILLE PULL$ ! LUCKY
P5NY \ ( 8 POCKET4
  ,! CA%I] H&$ HM ! PLUNG] & AWAY WE
RAN4
  ,HALFWAY HOME1 ! W9D PICK$ UP SPE$4 ,X
0 AT \R HEELS4 ,X 0 NIPP+4 ,X 0 B>K+4
  ,WAIT6 ,X WASN'T ! W9D6 ,X 0 ,DOOM1 \R
NEI<BOR'S HUGE BR[N DOG ) HUGE BR[N
FANGS4 ,HE 0 NIPP+ AT ,,MY HEELS 2C ,OR-
VILLE 0 9 FRONT4
  8,HELP60 ,I />T$ 6SLIP4 ,I KNEW T Z
SOON Z ,I HIT ! GR.D1 ,DOOM'S        #ED
FANGS WD 2 ALL OV] MY FACE4 ,MY LIFE WD
2 OV]4
  ,ORVILLE :IRL$ >.D4 ,)A MI<TY YELL1 HE
L1PFRO7$ OV] ME & ?RU/ ! PLUNG] AT ,DOOM
L A SWORD4 8,BACK (F60 HE %\T$4
  ,DOOM /OOD / & B>K$ TWICE4
  8,TAKE T60 ,ORVILLE ?RU/ ! PLUNG] AT
HM "O M "T4 ,DOOM SNE]$1 TURN$ >.D1 &
TROTT$ HOME4 8,HA60 ,ORVILLE %\T$ AF HM4
8,SC>$Y ,DOG60
  8,N TOO %A2Y10 ,I SD4
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$ & RAIS$ ! PLUNG] HI< 9
! AIR4 8,WE %D SPRAY PA9T ? GOLD--0
  8,& PUT X 9 \R ,RIOT ,BRO!RS' ,TROPHY
,CASE10 ,I SD4
  ,WE RAN HOME4








                 ,,SIX               #EE
       ,:O ,9V5T$ ,LIPS1 ,ANYWAY8

  ,9 ! PRIVACY ( \R B$ROOM1 ,ORVILLE &
,I HU4L$4 ,)A FROZ5 & %AK+ H&1 ,I OP5$ !
LOCK4
  8,I GET 6LIFT ! LID10 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,I WANT TO10 ,I >GU$4 8,I'M ! OLDE/40
  8,S :AT80
  8,WELL1 ,I'M ! "O :O F.D X 9 ! CLOS-
ET40
  8,WELL1 ,I'M ! "O ,MOM TOLD 6G 9 !
CLOSET 9 ! F/ PLACE40
  ,HE _H "S?+ "!4 8,OKAY1 WE'LL BO? OP5
X AT ! SAME "T40
  ,WE EA* TOOK HOLD (! LID4
  8,GOLD8 ,DIAMONDS8 ,RUBIES80 ,I GUESS$
Z WE LIFT$ X OP54 ,NE/L$ 9SIDE 7 '''
  ,TWO PAIRS ( T9Y BLUE SOCKS4 ,& TWO
T9Y BLUE HATS4 ,& TWO T9Y WRI/ B&S3

,,COLUMBIA ,,HOSPITAL1 ,,WILBUR ,,RIOT
,,COLUMBIA ,,HOSPITAL1 ,,ORVILLE ,,RIOT

  ,&A BUN* ( BABY PHOTOS & PAP]S4
  8,BABY /UFF60 ,ORVILLE SD4         #EF
  8.,\R BABY /UFF40
  8,I C'T 2LIEVE X40
  ,MY HE>T SANK L A D1D ROCK4
  ,MOM WALK$ IN4 8,I DIDN'T "K Y GUYS 7
LOOK+ "? ! BABY BOX40 ,%E PULL$ \ ! PHO-
TOS4 8,OH1 Y 7 ! CUTE/ BABIES 9 ! _W40
  8,WE ?"\ X 0 A TR1SURE BOX10 ,I SD
SADLY4
  8,X IS60 ,%E PULL$ \ ! PAP]S4 8,LOOK
AT ALL ? /UFF40
  ,I 0 AB 6FALL 96A S]I\S DEPRES.N :5
"S?+ CAU<T MY EYE4
  ,AN IMPORTANT-LOOK+ 5VELOPE _H MY "N
ON X4 ,X SD3 4#EJJ.JJ ,SAV+S ,BOND4 ,"!
0 ANO!R "O ) ,ORVILLE'S "N ON X4
  8,:AT >E ^!80 ,I ASK$4
  8,YR GRT GR&PA B"\ ^? = Y :5 Y 7
BORN40
  8,Y M1N WE EA* H FIVE HUNDR$ BUCKS80
  8,YES1 !Y'RE BONDS4 ,Y H 6WAIT UNTIL
Y'RE EI<TE5 6CA% !M40
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,ORVILLE LOOK$
AT ME4 ,HE GR9N$4 8,N TOO %A2Y60
  ,WE OP5$ ! 5VELOPES4 ,9SIDE 7 ! BONDS1
: LOOK$ L M"OY1 &A H&-WRITT5 NOTE4   #EG
  ,I PULL$ \ M9E4 8,GIVE ? 6,POOKY ,WAD-
DLES10 ,I R1D4 8,AL;G ) T5 ?\S& SMACK]-
OONIES F ! KISS+ MA*9E40
  ,MOM LAU<$4 8,Y DON'T REMEMB] YR GRT
GR&PA4 ,HE CALL$ Y ,POOKY ,WA4LES40
  8,POOKY ,WA4LES60 ,ORVILLE H[L$4
  ,I PULL$ A NOTE \ ( ,ORVILLE'S 5VELOPE
& R1D3 8,GIVE ,ONION-H1D TW5TY ?\S&
SMACK]OONIES4 ,HE HAS 6CAT* UP40
  8,ONION-H1D80 ,ORVILLE SCR1M$4
  ,X 0 MY TURN 6LAU<4
  8,:AT'S A SMACK]OONI F ! KISS+ MA*9E80
,I ASK$4
  8,A SMACK]OONI IS A KISS40 ,MOM GR9N$4
8,& ,I'M ! KISS+ MA*9E60 ,%E MADE KISSY
LIPS & CAME AF U4
  ,WE SCR1M$ & RAN4
  ,HALFWAY D[N ! /AIRS1 ,I FELT A SAY+
-+ ON4 ,X 0 H>DLY ! "T OR PLACE =A SAY+1
B ,I CDN'T HELP X4 8,WAIT60 ,I SD4
  ,MOM & ,ORVILLE /OPP$ & LI/5$ POLITE-
LY4
  ,I CLE>$ MY ?ROAT4 8,"! IS NO?+ Q Z
F"R5+ Z YR MOM *AS+ AF Y ) KISSY LIPS40
  8,GD "O60 ,ORVILLE SD4             #EH
  ,MOM LAU<$ & DOVE AF U1 B WE 7 FA/]4
,WE TORE D[N ! /AIRS1 RAN 96! D51 & HID
9 ! CLOSET4
  ,9 ! D>K;S1 WE SAT SIDE 0SIDE ON !
FLOOR HOLD+ \R BR1?1 LI/5+ =! S.D (! AP-
PROA*+ KISS+ MA*9E1 & />+ AT ! CLOS$
DOOR 9 FRONT ( \R FACES4
  8,D Y FEEL J+LY 9SIDE80 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$4
  8,:AT D Y M1N80
  8,:5 ,I'M HID+1 ,I GET ? J+LY FEEL+
9SIDE4 ,X'S L J+LY1 JACK-IN-!-BOX MUSIC4
,I WANT ! DOOR 6POP OP54 ,& ,I DON'T
WANT ! DOOR 6POP OP540
  8,I "K :AT Y M1N10 ,I :ISP]$4 ,WE 7
QUIET =A FEW SECONDS4
  8,HEY ,POOKY ,WA4LES10 HE :ISP]$4
  8,YES1 ,ONION-H1D80 ,I :ISP]$ BACK4
  8,WE F.D A HI45 TR1SURE1 DIDN'T WE80
  8,YEP40
  ,EV5 ?\< X 0 TOO D>K 6SEE HM1 ,I CD
HE> MY BRO!R GR94
  8,GUESS :AT ELSE80 ,I :ISP]$4
  8,:AT80
  8,Y SAV$ "S"O F DOOM60             #EI
  8,I DID80
  8,Y SAV$ ME F ,DOOM6 ,GET X80
  ,ORVILLE />T$ 6LAU<4
  ,!N ! KISS+ MA*9E ?REW OP5 ! DOOR1 &
WE ALL SCR1M$4

                 ,! ,5D

















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             ,,BOOK ,,?REE           #FA
      ,,! ,,RIOT ,,BRO!RS ,,OV]?R[
                ,A ,,K+

                  ,,"O
            ,:AT'S ,COOK9'8

  ,IF Y'RE L ME1 ,WILBUR ,RIOT1 Y HATE
FALL+ ASLEEP4 ,S "H IS ..,RIOT ,BRO!R
,RULE ,NO4#G3 ,/AY AWAKE Z L;G Z .POSSI-
#4
  ,"O NI<T 9 ,FEBRU>Y1 ,I 0 FOLL[+ MY [N
RULE4 ,X 0 B$"T4 ,I 0 /AY+ AWAKE Z L;G Z
POSSI# 0PLAY+ ,! ,FRY+ ,PAN ,GAME ) MY
BRO!R ,ORVILLE4
  ,6PLAY ,! ,FRY+ ,PAN ,GAME1 Y IMAG9E T
YR B$ IS A GIANT FRY+ PAN4 ,Y ACT L FOOD
FRY+ 9 ! PAN1 & YR BRO!R HAS 6GUESS :AT
K9D ( FOOD Y >E4
  ,X 0 MY TURN4 ,I /RET*$ MYF \ ON MY B$
& LAY V /4 ,!N ,I FLIPP$ OV] ONTO MY
/OMA*4
  8,A D1D %>K80 ,ORVILLE :ISP]$4
  8,,NO60
  ,I FLIPP$ AG4
  8,PIGS' FEET80                     #FB
  8,,NO60
  8,NAK$ MOLE-RAT BRA9S80
  8,I'M A PANCAKE1 ,ORVILLE6 ,:AT'S WR;G
) Y8 ,I LOOK$ EXACTLY L "O60
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$4 8,I ?"\ Y LOOK$ EXACT-
LY L FRI$ PIGS' FEET40
  8,HA4 ,HA4 ,YR TURN40
  ,ORVILLE OOZ$ ONTO 8 B$1 WI7L+ 8 >MS &
LEGS4
  8,NOODLES80
  8,NOPE40
  8,GRE5 B1NS80
  8,NOPE40
  8,I GIVE UP40
  ,ORVILLE OOZ$ "S M4 8,I'M SNOT60 ,HE
/>T$ CRACK+ UP4 8,:O WANTS FRI$ SNOT80
,HE WI7L$ OV] 6MY B$4
  8,YUCK6 ,G SLIME YRF60
  ,MOM APPE>$ 9 ! DOORWAY4 8,5\< )!
SLIM+4 ,G 6SLEEP40
  8,H[ C WE .G 6SLEEP IF WE DON'T "K ":
X IS80 ,I >GU$4
  ,ORVILLE GI7L$4
  8,V FUNNY10 ,MOM SD4 8,X'S "T 6FALL
ASLEEP40                             #FC
  8,FALL ASLEEP8 ,D ,ORVILLE & ,I RE,Y
.FALL :5 WE SLEEP80
  8,GD NI<T60 ,ORVILLE ROLL$ \ ( B$ &
L&$ ON ! FLOOR )A ?UD4 ,I />T$ CRACK+
UP4
  8,GET BACK 9 B$1 ,ORVILLE4 ,CLOSE YR
EYES1 ,WILBUR40
  8,B H[ C ,I CLOSE MY .EYES8 ,EYES
DON'T RE,Y CLOSE--0
  8,CLOSE YR EYE-.LIDS1 ,WILBUR6 ,& NO M
LAU<+1 ,ORVILLE40
  8,OKAY1 NO M LAU<+60 ,ORVILLE ?REW HMF
ONTO 8 B$1 CLOS$ 8 EYELIDS1 & SANG L\D-
LY3 8,ON TOP ( ,OLD ,SMOKEY1 ALL COV]$ )
SNOT1 ,I DROPP$ MY POOR "M4 ,%E SCR1M$ A
:OLE LOT60
  ,WE BO? H[L$4
  8,Y TWO >E 9CORRIGI#40
  8,:AT DOES T M1N80 ,I ASK$4
  8,I ?9K X'S A K9D ( C>DBO>D10 ,ORVILLE
SD4
  ,MOM LAU<$ & TURN$ \ ! LI<T4 8,GD
NI<T60
  ,%E /OOD \TSIDE ! DOOR1 S WE _H 6BE
QUIET4 ,I />$ AT ! CEIL+ & PRAC-     #FD
TIC$ FL>+ MY NO/RILS4
  ,FL>+ YR NO/RILS IS ON ,! ,RIOT ,BRO!R
,TOP ,T5 ,LI/ ( ,IMPORTANT ,?+S 6,BE ,A#
6,D ) ,YR ,FACE4 ,Y W F9D ! -PLETE LI/ 9
..,! ,(FICIAL ,RIOT ,BRO!R .,H&BOOK T ,I
PLAN 6PUBLI% 9 ! NE> FUTURE4
  ,:Y1 Y ASK1 IS 2+ A# 6FL>E YR NO/RILS
S IMPORTANT8
  ,DON'T ASK4 ,X J IS4
  ,ANYWAY1 ,I M/ H WORN MYF \ PRACTIC+4
,Z ,I HE>D MY MOM WALK+ D[N ! /AIRS1 ,I
FELT MYF FALL+ ASLEEP4
  8,OH NO60 ,I ?"\ 6MYF4 8,I DON'T WANT
6BE FALL+ ASLEEP60
  ,A MO;T PASS$4
  ,!N1 ? /RANGE FEEL+ CAME OV] ME--OR R
X CAME "U ME4 ,MY B$ TURN$ 96A GIANT
FRY+ PAN1 & MY ROOM TURN$ 96! SEA4 8,EI
,I'M 9 A GIANT FRY+ PAN FLOAT+ ON !
SEA10 ,I ?"\ 6MYF1 8OR ELSE ,I'M DR1M+40
  ,ABV ME1 ! FACE (A HUGE NAK$ MOLE-RAT
WE>+ A *EF HAT APPE>$4 ,HE GR9N$ &
FLIPP$ ME )A MON/]-SIZ$ SPATULA4 ,UP ,I
FLEW1 SAIL+ T[>D ! CL\DS4 ..,:EE6 ,I'M A
BIRD6 ,I'M A PLANE6 ,OH6 ,NO :EE6    #FE
,I'M .FALL+6
  ,I SPLA%$ 96! SEA & PLUNG$ D[N4 ,A
HUNDR$ %>KS 7 SWIMM+ T[>D ME1 _! NO/RILS
FL>+4 ..,WAIT A M9UTE6 ,D %>KS H .NOS-
TRILS8 ,I LOOK$ >.D4 ..,": IS AN "USEA
LIBR>Y :5 Y NE$ ."O8 ,YUCK-! %>KS' NOS-
TRILS 7 FILL$ ) SNOT6 ,!Y 7 -+ CLOS]--

  ,A SNORGL+ NOISE FILL$ ! ROOM4
  ,I SAT UP 9 MY B$1 ?9K+ T ,I _H BE5
SPRAY$ ) %>K SNOT4 ,!N ,I R1LIZ$ ,I 0
SAFE 9 MY B$4
  ,! NOISE CAME AG4 ,MAYBE ,I WASN'T
SAFE4 ,! NOISE 0 R1L6
  ,I LI/5$4 ! SNORGL+ CAME E FEW SEC-
ONDS4
  ,X 0 CLE>LY ! S.D ( WILD PIG FEET
CLAW+ "? ! WALL 0,ORVILLE'S B$4
  ,I TURN$ ON ! B$SIDE LAMP4 8,WAKE UP1
,ORVILLE10 ,I :ISP]$4 8,WILD PIG AT-
TACK60
  8,:AT80 ,ORVILLE SAT UP1 &! SNORGL+
/OPP$4
  8,EI A WILD PIG 0 BU/+ ! WALL OR ELSE
Y 7 SNOR+40                          #FF
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ! WALL4 8,X 0 PROBA-
BLY ME4 ,I'LL TRY 6WAIT UNTIL Y FALL
ASLEEP 2F ,I SNORE AG1 ,WILBUR40
  8,?ANK Y1 ,ORVILLE4 ,=A ?IRD GRAD]1 Y
C 2 V ?"\;L4 ,TM1 Y MAY PICK \R MIS.N40
  8,Y'RE KI4+80 ,8 EYES GOT HUGE4
  8,Z L;G Z Y DON'T PICK CAPTUR+ A BANK
RO2] OR F9D+ A HI45 TR1SURE 2C WE'VE ALR
D"O ^?40
  8,"R60 ,ORVILLE SD4 8,I'LL ?9K UP A GD
"O60
  8,EXCELL5T60 ,I SD & TURN$ (F ! LI<T4












                 ,,TWO               #FG
              ,SN[ ,BUSI;S

  8,I'VE GOT "O40 ,ORVILLE JUMP$ \ ( B$
& TURN$ ON ! LI<T4
  ,9 CASE Y 7 WOND]+3 EXACTLY "O M9UTE
_H PASS$ S9CE ,I _H TURN$ (F ! LI<T4
  8,LET'S OV]?R[ A K+60 HE SD4
  ,I NO4$4 8,N TOO %A2Y1 ,ORVILLE4 ,B X
HAS 6BE A BAD K+4 ,P DON'T OV]?R[ GD
K+S40
  8,"R60
  8,& WE BO? GET 6%>E ! ?R"O60
  8,WE C 2 K+ BRO!RS60
  8,"!'S ONLY "O T9Y PRO#M1 ,ORVILLE40
  8,:AT'S T1 ,WILBUR80
  8,TM IS A S*OOL "D4 ,X MAY 2 DI6ICULT
6OV]?R[ A K+ & G 6S*OOL AT ! SAME "T40
  ,ORVILLE NO4$4 8,WE NE$ A ,SN[ ,"D40
  ,I JUMP$ \ ( B$4 8,LET'S D ,! ,SECRET
,SN[ ,"D ,C]EMONY40
  8,B+O B;GO60 ,ORVILLE SD4
  ,:AT IS ,! ,SECRET ,SN[ ,"D ,C]EMONY1
Y ASK8
  ,I'LL TELL Y4 ,B DON'T TELL ANYBODY
ELSE4 ,Y D ,! ,SECRET ,SN[ ,"D       #FH
,C]EMONY AT NI<T :5 Y WANT 6MAKE X SN[4
,"H'S H[3

#A4 ,PUT YR PAJAMAS ON BACKW>D4
#B4 ,PUT :ITE SOCKS ON YR H&S4
#C4 ,WAVE YR SOCKY H&S UP HI< & *ANT3
  8,SN[1 ,SN[1 D N /OP4 ,PRETTY PL1SE )
  :IPP$ CR1M ON TOP60
#D4 ,?R[ YR PILL[ 9 ! AIR L A GIANT SN[-
  BALL & TRY 6CAT* X ) YR H1D ?REE "TS4
#E4 ,G 6SLEEP UPSIDE D[N4

  ,WE DID ALL ^! ?+S4 ,AF A FEW M9UTES (
LY+ UPSIDE D[N 9 ! D>K;S1 ,ORVILLE :IS-
P]$3 8,>E Y / AWAKE80
  8,YES40 ,I TRI$ 6SCRAT* AN IT* ON MY
NOSE ) MY SOCK4
  8,WILBUR1 DID ? "W ! LA/ "T WE TRI$
X80
  8,I DON'T REMEMB]10 ,I SD4
  8,MAYBE WE %D D "S?+ M40
  ,AN IDEA L1P$ 96MY BRA9 S FA/ X ALM
MISS$4 8,LET'S MAKE ! GR.D \TSIDE :ITE &
:5 ,MOM OP5S ! %ADES1 %E'LL ?9K X SN[$40
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$4 8,& S9CE %E'S !    #FI
PR9CIPAL1 %E'LL CALL (F S*OOL40
  ,H[ WD WE D X8 ,WE CAME UP ) "S EXCEL-
L5T POSSIBILITIES4

    ,,WAYS ,,6,,MAKE ,,FAKE ,,SN[
#A4 ,POP A :OLE LOT ( POPCORN & DUMP X
  ON ! GR.D & BU%ES4
#B4 ,SPR9KLE FL\R ALL OV] ! GR.D & BU%-
  ES4
#C4 ,SPR1D :ITE %EETS ON ! GR.D & BU%ES4

  ,UN=TUNATELY1 WE CD =ESEE A FEW T9Y
PRO#MS4

    ,,T9Y ,,PRO#MS
#A4 ,:AT IF [LS1 BATS1 RA3OONS1 & POS-
  SUMS EAT ALL ! POPCORN 2F MORN+8
#B4 ,:AT IF ! FL\R MIXES ) DEW & TURNS
  6PAPI]-M@A*@E8
#C4 ,:AT IF CL[NS /1L ! %EETS 6MAKE A
  NEW CIRCUS T5T8

  ,T9Y PRO#MS C L1D 6EV5 BI7] PRO#MS4

    ,,EV5 ,,BI7] ,,PRO#MS            #GJ
#A4 ,:AT IF ! [LS1 BATS1 RA3OONS1 & POS-
  SUMS EAT TOO M*1 & _! /OMA*S BUR/1 &
  WE H 6CL1N UP ! Y>D8
#B4 ,:AT IF ! MAILMAN -ES J Z ! SUN 2G9S
  6%9E1 &! PAPI]-M@A*@E DRIES1 & 8 FEET
  GET P]MAN5TLY /UCK ON \R LAWN8
#C4 ,:AT IF ! CL[NS LAT] FEEL S GUILTY
  AB /1L+ ! %EETS T !Y /OP CL[N+ >.D &!
  CIRCUS GOES \ ( BUSI;S8

  ,EV5 BI7] PRO#MS C L1D 6,,GIGANTIC
PRO#MS4
  8,WE NE$ A NEW PLAN10 ,I SD4
  8,H[ AB WE SN1K >.D & TAPE :ITE PAP]
ON ALL ! W9D[S80 ,ORVILLE SU7E/$4 8,IN !
MORN+1 :5 ,MOM OP5S ! %ADES %E'LL SEE
:ITE & ?9K X SN[$40
  ,6TELL Y ! TRU?1 ,I KNEW X WASN'T GO+
6"W4 ,B ! SN1K+ "P S.D$ FUN4
  8,LET'S GET 6"W60 ,I SD4




                 ,,?REE              #GA
          ,Y ,WON'T ,2LIEVE ,?

  ,:5 WE RAN D[N/AIRS 9 ! MORN+1 ! %ADES
7 / D[N "EY":1 EXCEPT 9 ! D9+ ROOM ": \R
MOM 0 R1D+ ! NEWSPAP]4 ,T %ADE 0 UP1 &!
:ITE PAP] WE _H TAP$ ON ! W9D[ 0 "!4
  ,LA/ NI<T1 9 ! D>K1 ! :ITE PAP] LOOK$
L A BLANKET ( SN[4 ,N[1 ! :ITE PAP]
LOOK$ L :ITE PAP]4 ,X CDN'T H POSSIBLY
FOOL$ H]4
  ,MOM LOOK$ UP F H] NEWSPAP]4 8,GD
MORN+1 BOYS6 ,GUESS :AT80
  8,X SN[$80 ,ORVILLE ASK$ HOPE;LLY4
  8,YES60
  ,\R M\?S DROPP$ OP54 ,! PAP] TRICK
"W$6
  8,S*OOL IS (FICI,Y C.EL$60
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I LOOK$ AT ,OR-
VILLE4
  ,I GAVE HM A ,DON'T-,GIVE-,\R-,SECRET-
,AWAY LOOK4 ,B MY 9SIDES 7 DANC+ & %\T+3
..,WE TRICK$ H]6 ,WE TRICK$ .H]6
  ,CALMLY1 ,I TURN$ 6,MOM4 8,:AT A SUR-
PRISE60
  8,I "K Y WANT 6PLAY 9 ! SN[10 %E   #GB
SD4 8,B Y H 6EAT BR1KFA/ F/40
  8,OH1 WE DON'T WANT 6PLAY 9 ! SN[10 ,I
SD4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ SURPRIS$4 8,I D60
  8,NO1 Y DON'T10 ,I :ISP]$4 8,WE H TO
OV]?R[ A K+1 REMEMB]80
  8,B ,I'D R PLAY 9 ! SN[40
  ,I PULL$ ,ORVILLE 96! BA?ROOM & LIFT$
UP ! %ADE4 8,ORVILLE1 "! ISN'T ANY SN[6
,WE TRICK$ H]40
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ! :ITE PAP] TAP$ ON
! W9D[4 8,I =GOT40
  ,WE WALK$ BACK 96! D9+ ROOM4
  8,WE DON'T WANT 6PLAY 9 ! SN[10 ,OR-
VILLE SD4
  ,MOM />$ AT U4 8,"S?+ /RANGE HAPP5$
LA/ NI<T1 DIDN'T X80
  ,WE FROZE4 ,DID %E "K AB ! PAP]8
  ,%E L1N$ =W>D & LOOK$ AT U SUSPICI\S-
LY4 8,Y'RE ALI5S F ,M>S4 ,& Y'VE KID-
NAPP$ MY R1L *N6 ,! R1L ,WILBUR & ,OR-
VILLE WDN'T WANT 6/AY 9SIDE ON A ,SN[
,"D40
  ,ORVILLE & ,I LOOK$ AT EA* O!R )
RELIEF4 8,HA6 ,HA6 ,HA60 ,WE         #GC
LAU<$4
  8,N[ ,I "K Y'RE ALI5S6 ,MY BOYS N"E
LAU<$ AT MY JOKES40
  8,HA6 ,HA6 ,HA60 ,WE LAU<$ EV5 L\D]4
  8,WILBUR10 ,ORVILLE :ISP]$ AF WE /OPP$
LAU<+4 8,:AT EXACTLY DOES X M1N 6OV]?R[
A K+80
  8,X 0 YR IDEA40
  8,I "K4 ,B J 2C X 0 MY IDEA DOESN'T
M1N ,I "U/& X40
  8,X M1NS 6KICK ! BAD K+ \ & TAKE 8
PLACE Z A GD K+40
  8,B H[ D WE D ! OV]?R[+8 ,D WE NE$ "S
K9D ( OV]?R[+ MA*9E80
  ,=A M9UTE1 ,I 0 /UMP$4 ,I _HN'T ?"\ AB
H[ WE 7 GO+ 6ACTU,Y D ! OV]?R[+4 ,A MA-
*9E S.D$ H&Y4 8,I'VE GOT X60 ,I SD4
,LET'S 9V5T A CATAPULT )A *AIR ATTA*$ TO
X4 ,WE'LL GIVE X 6! K+ & SAY3 ,8,"H IS
YR NEW ?R"O1 ,YR ,MAJE/Y40' ,& :5 ! K+
SITS 9 ! *AIR ''' .,:OO%66 ,HE'LL G FLY-
+6 ,WE'LL CALL X ,! ,K+ ,FL+]40
  8,OR WE C PUT MA%$ POTATOES 9 ! *AIR &
FL+ !M 96HIS FACE60 ,ORVILLE GR9N$4 8,WE
C CALL X ,! ,?+ 6,FL+ ,?+S AT !      #GD
,K+ )A ,Z+60
  8,N TOO %A2Y10 ,I SD4 8,H[ AB ,! ,FL+]
= %ORT80





















                 ,,F\R               #GE
                 ,FL++

  ,UN=TUNATELY1 Y W]5'T 9 \R BASE;T 6SEE
! ACTUAL MAK+ ( ,! ,FL+]4 ,B Y C SEE \R
(FICIAL SKET*ES4 ,WE MODEL$ X AF !
TEET]-TOTT]4 ,! IDEA 0 T :5 "O ( U JUMP$
ON ! 5D1 ! K+ WD FLY (F ! ?R"O4
  ,AF WE F9I%$1 WE WANT$ 6TE/ X4 8,I GET
6BE ! K+10 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,I %D 2 ! K+10 ,I >GU$4 8,I'M OLD]40
  8,I'M LI<T]4 ,I'LL FLY BETT]40
  ,I HATE X :5 ,ORVILLE IS "R4
  ,I PRET5D$ 6TAKE (F A PRET5D HAT4 8,YR
,MAJE/Y1 MAY X PL1SE? Y4 ,WE H BR"\ Y A
NEW ?R"O40
  ,ORVILLE FR[N$4 8,Y DIRTBAG6 ,:Y WD ,I
WANTE? A NEW ?R"O8 ,MY OLD ?R"O IS F9E60
  8,YR ,MAJE/Y1 Y NE$E? A NEW ?R"O 2C Y
H S* A ''' K+LY BOTTOM4 ,YR ROYAL RE> IS
WOR? A ?\S& DIRTBAGS60
  8,Y'RE "R1 ,O ,L[LY ,S]VANT4 ,I H !
F9E/ BOTTOM 9 ALL ! L&40 ,ORVILLE /UCK \
8 RE> & SANG3 8,O "EY"O LOVES MY F9E1
F9E BOTTOM60 ,HE HOPP$ 96! *AIR1 & ,I
CLIMB$ UP ONTO ! WA%+ MA*9E4         #GF
  8,YR ,MAJE/Y4 ,I BID Y F>EWELL '''0 ,I
JUMP$ ONTO ! 5D ( ,! ,FL+]4
  ,ORVILLE W5T FLY+ ''' 96ME6
  8,WWWHHHOOOAA60 ,WE SCR1M$ & L&$ )A
CRA% 9 A PILE ( EMPTY BOXES4
  ,I PULL$ A BOX (F MY H1D4

  ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NO4#H3 ,:5 Y SEE
"S?+ FL++ T[>D YR H1D1 DUCK4

  8,\*10 ,ORVILLE SD4 ,HE PULL$ 8 LEG \
(! MESS & %OOK 8 FOOT1 : 0 JAMM$ 96AN
EMPTY ,DOODIE ,DIAP] ,WIPE 3TA9]4 ,\R
MOM IS V CRAFTY4 ,%E COLLECTS EMPTY DIA-
P] WIPE BOXES 6/ORE CRAFT SUPPLIES4 8,I
?9K MY FOOT IS /UCK ="E40
  ,MOM WALK$ IN4 8,DON'T TELL ME4 ,Y'RE
9V5T+ AG4 ,:AT IS X80
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I CD TELL :AT
HE 0 ?9K+4 ,WE LOVE X :5 \R MOM SAYS3
8,DON'T TELL ME10 2C !N WE C KEEP \R SE-
CRETS4
  8,WAIT1 LET ME GUESS60 ,MOM SD4 8,Y'RE
9V5T+ A MESS80
  8,HA1 HA1 HA10 ,I LAU<$4           #GG
  ,ORVILLE /UCK A ,DOODIE ,DIAP] ,WIPE
BOX ON 8 O!R FOOT & /OOD UP4 8,WE'RE IN-
V5T+ NEW BOOTS60 ,HE %U6L$ >.D )! BOXES
ON 8 FEET4 8,DOODIE BOOTS60
  8,YES60 ,I SD4 8,SEE H[ ! PLA/IC 3TA9-
]S W PROTECT %OES F ! SN[60
  ,I SQUA%$ MY FEET 96,DOODIE ,DIAP]
,WIPE BOXES4 8,& !Y'RE S -=TA#60
  8,& ,DOODIE *1P60 ,ORVILLE SD4 ,HE
SLID >.D ! BASE;T FLOOR4
  ,I HELD \ MY >MS4 8,Y'VE HE>D ( SN[-
BO>DS4 ,WELL ^! >E SN[ BOOTS4 ,Y C SLIDE
>.D ON ! SN[ ) !M40
  ,ORVILLE DID A RUNN+ SLIDE1 FALL+ D[N
AT ! 5D4 8,!Y'RE GRT = WIP+ \60
  8,WE CALL !M ,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS10 ,I EX-
CLAIM$4
  8,DOODIE ,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS60
  8,DOODIE ,DUDE ,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS60
  ,MOM LAU<$4 8,& :AT'S ?80 ,%E LOOK$ AT
,! ,FL+]4
  8,T IS A MA*9E = ''' UH '''0
  8,WAIT6 ,LET ME GUESS4 ,X'S A MA*9E =
?R[+ SN[BALLS60 %E SD4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I LOOK$     #GH
AT ,ORVILLE4 8,N TOO %A2Y60 WE SD4
  ,MOM LAU<$4 8,HEY6 ,I F9,Y GUESS$ "R60

  ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,RULE ,NO4#I3 ,E ONCE 9 A
:ILE1 LET GR[N-UPS ?9K !Y'RE "R4

  8,SP1K+ ( SN[10 %E SD4 8,:Y DON'T Y
TE/ X \TSIDE80
  ,ORVILLE & ,I FROZE4
  8,Y C TRY YR NEW BOOTS1 TOO1 B ONLY IF
Y PROMISE 6BE C>E;L40
  ,MOM PICK$ UP "O SIDE ( ,! ,FL+]4
8,I'LL HELP Y C>RY X \60
  8,NO60 ,I JUMP$ 9 6TAKE H] PLACE4 8,WE
C D X 0\RVS1 "R1 ,ORVILLE80
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME Z IF ,I 0 CRAZY4
8,B ,WILBUR1 DON'T Y REMEMB]80 ,HE M\!D
! ^WS3 8,NO SN[80
  ,I MADE "O ( MY FAM\S ,J-,G-,AL;G-,)-
,X FACES4 8,WE'D LOVE 6PLAY 9 ! SN[ .ALL
.0.\RVS1 WDN'T WE1 ,ORVILLE80
  ,ORVILLE NO4$1 GETT+ X4 ,IF ,MOM W5T \
& 4COV]$ "! 0 NO SN[1 WE'D 2 9 BIG TR\#4
8,Y /AY 9SIDE & KEEP W>M1 ,MOM40
  ,QKLY WE C>RI$ ,! ,FL+] UP !       #GI
/AIRS4 ,? IS N AN EASY ?+ 6D :5 Y'RE
WE>+ DIAP]-WIPE 3TA9]S ON YR FEET4
  8,WAIT60 ,I CRI$4 ,I FELT A SAY+ -+
ON4
  ,ORVILLE BAL.ED ON ! MI4LE /EP & LI/5$
POLITELY4
  ,I CLE>$ MY ?ROAT4 8,D N JUDGE A P]-
SON10 ,I SD1 8UNTIL Y H WALK$ 9 8 DIAP]-
WIPE BOXES = TWO MOONS40
  8,I DON'T GET X10 ,ORVILLE SD4
  8,WAIT6 ,I FEEL ANO!R SAY+ -+ ON40 ,I
CLE>$ MY ?ROAT4 8,IF Y SAY "S?+ & NOBODY
GETS X1 SAY "S?+ ELSE40
  8,W Y /OP SAY+ SAY+S1 ,WILBUR60
  8,OKAY4 ,H[ AB ?80 ,I CLE>$ MY ?ROAT &
MADE ! L\DE/ BURP "E4
  ,ORVILLE LAU<$4
  8,IF Y SAY "S?+ & NOBODY GETS X1
BURP40
  ,ORVILLE NO4$4 8,N[ T'S A GD "O40




                 ,,FIVE              #HJ
              ,D[N )! ,K+

  ,WE PUT ON \R HATS1 COATS1 & MITT5S &
C>RI$ \R MA*9E \ ! DOOR4 ,I 0 WALK+
BACKW>D1 HOLD+ ONTO ! *AIR "P4
  ,! LI<T 0 BL9D+4
  ,SQU9T+1 WE SET D[N ,! ,FL+] 9 ! SN[
&--
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ AT ME4 ,I LOOK$ AT ,OR-
VILLE4 ,8 EYES 7 HUGE4 8,X SN[$60 WE BO?
SCR1M$4
  ,\R /REET IS ! BE/ /REET = SL$D+ 2C
X'S V /EEP4 ,& \R H\SE IS ! BE/ H\SE 2C
X'S AT ! TOP (! /REET ON A HILL ( XS [N4
,F \R FRONT Y>D1 WE C SEE ! UNIV]SE4 ,&
TD1 A GLITT]+ BLANKET ( ?ICK SN[ SP>KL$
ALL >.D U4 8,D Y "K :AT ? M1NS1 ,OR-
VILLE80
  8,\R ,SECRET ,SN[ ,"D ,C]EMONY "W$80
  8,YES6 ,D Y "K :AT ELSE ? M1NS80
  8,WE DIDN'T H 6TAPE PAP] ON ALL ! W9-
D[S80
  8,YES4 ,D Y "K :AT ELSE ? M1NS80
  8,WE CD H BE5 PLAY+ 9 ! SN[ ALL
MORN+80                              #HA
  8,YES4 ,D Y "K :AT ELSE--0
  ,I DIDN'T GET 6F9I% MY S5T;E 2C '''
  ,,BAM6 ,"S?+ H>D HIT ME "R ON ! BACK4
  ,A FAMILI> VOICE BELL[$4 8,,:O ,,AM
,I80
  ,GOLIA? ,HYKE1 ! BOSS (! NEI<BORHOOD1
/OOD 9 ! /REET4 ,ALL ! O!R KIDS 7 \1
TOO4 ,EV5 ,TI6ANY1 ,JONA?AN ,KEMP'S TWO-
YE>-OLD SI/]1 0 TO4L+ >.D 9 H] P9K SN[-
SUIT4 ,ORVILLE & ,I 7 ! ONLY "OS :O _H
BE5 9SIDE4
  8,,:O ,,AM ,I80 ,GOLIA? BELL[$ AG4
  8,! ,SN[BALL ,K+10 "EYBODY MUM#D4 ,X
S.D$ Z IF HE _H ALR MADE !M SAY X FIFTY
"TS4
  ,HE GRA2$ A SN[BALL F 8 SL$1 : 0 PIL$
) SN[BALLS4 ,HE ?REW X AT A BIRD P]*$ ON
! TELEPH"O POLE4
  ,,BAM6 ,! BIRD SQUAWK$ & FLEW AWAY4
  8,,:O ,,AM ,I80
  8,! ,SN[BALL ,K+40
  ,HE GRA2$ AN >M;L & PIT*$ !M AT ,DOOM1
! B1/LY BR[N DOG F;ED 9 ON ! CORN]4
,DOOM H[L$ & ?REW HMF AT ! F;E4 ,GOLIA?
LAU<$1 GRA2$ ANO!R1 & ?REW X AT      #HB
,TI6ANY4 ,,BAM6 ,%E FELL 96A SN[BANK &
4APPE>$4 ,ALL Y CD SEE 7 H] %9+ P9K
BOOTS4
  8,HEY60 ,JONA?AN YELL$4
  8,HEY :AT80 ,GOLIA? SNE]$4
  8,NO?+40 ,JONA?AN HELP$ 8 SI/] \ (!
SN[BANK4
  8,HEY ,KEMP80 ,GOLIA? YELL$4
  ,JONA?AN LOOK$ UP4
  ,GOLIA? GOT HM "R 9 ! FACE )A SN[BALL4
8,SORRY1 ,I =GOT 6TELL Y 6DUCK60 ,HE
LAU<$4 8,! ,SN[BALL ,K+ RULES SUPREME60
  ,MY BLOOD />T$ 6BOIL4 8,-E ON1 ,OR-
VILLE6 ,LET'S PUT SN[BALLS ON ? ?+ & SEE
IF X C FL+40
  ,I /EPP$ T[>D A BIG PILE ( SN[1 =GETT+
AB MY ,DOODIE ,DUDE ,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS4
8,:OA60 ,I SLID & L&$ ON MY RE>4
  ,GOLIA? LAU<$4 8,*ECK \ ! ,RIOT ,BRO?-
]S6 ,_! MOM MAKES !M WE> ,DOODIE
,WIPES60
  8,\R MOM DIDN'T MAKE U D ANY?+60 ,OR-
VILLE %\T$4 8,WE 9V5T$ !M40
  ,GOLIA? LAU<$ H>D]4
  ,WE PIL$ SN[BALLS 9 ! ?R"O4        #HC
  8,Y'RE HI/ORY60 ,I CALL$ \4
  ,I /OOD ON ! TOP DOOR/EP & JUMP$ ONTO
! 5D ( ,! ,FL+]4 ,? "T ,I DUCK$4
  ,SN[BALLS FLEW4
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.WANT 6L& ON ,GOLIA? ,HYKE'S H1D4 ,!Y
KNOCK$ (F 8 PO9TY HAT4
  ,"EYBODY CLAPP$4
  ,N[ .8 BLOOD 0 BOIL+4 8,I'M US+ T MA-
*9E60 ,HE CAME RUNN+ & SLID+ UP \R /EEP
DRIVEWAY4
  8,NO WAY60 ,ORVILLE />T$ 6SAY1 B ,I
ELB[$ HM4
  8,SURE1 ,GOLIA?60 ,I SD4 8,B X'S N RE-
,Y = ?R[+ SN[BALLS40
  ,GOLIA? LOOK$ AT ME SUSPICI\SLY4
8,:AT'S X =80
  8,X'S A ?R"O10 ,I :ISP]$4
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$ AT ME4 8,=A K+60 HE
A4$4
  ,I GE/UR$ 6! *AIR4 8,IF Y SIT 9 !
?R"O1 WE'LL RAISE Y UP4 ,F T HEI<T1 Y C
RE,Y ?R[ SN[BALLS F>40
  ,GOLIA? TU7$ ON 8 HAT4 8,:Y WD Y HELP
ME80                                 #HD
  ,I LOOK$ AT ,ORVILLE4 ,:Y WD WE HELP
,GOLIA? ,HYKE8
  8,WE .H 6HELP Y10 ,ORVILLE SD QKLY4
8,Y'RE ! ,K+40
  ,GOLIA? CDN'T >GUE ) T4 ,HE GR9N$1
GRA2$ A FEW SN[BALLS1 & HOPP$ 96! *AIR4
  8,ROYAL FEET NE$ ROYAL BOOTS1 ,YR
,MAJE/Y60 ,ORVILLE SD & %OV$ 8 DIAP]
WIPE BOXES ON ,GOLIA?'S FEET4
  ,! KIDS 9 ! /REET 7 N]V\S4 8,HEY1
:AT'S GO+ ON80 ,M>G>ET CALL$4
  8,? IS MY ?R"O60 ,GOLIA? YELL$ HAPPI-
LY4 8,!Y'RE GO+ 6RAISE ME UP40
  ,ORVILLE & ,I BO? /OOD ON ! TOP /EP4
  ,! KIDS CDN'T 2LIEVE :AT 0 HAPP5+4 ,!
,RIOT ,BRO!RS 7 ACTU,Y HELP+ ,GOLIA?
,HYKE8
  8,WE'LL H 6BO? JUMP H>D10 ,I :ISP]$ TO
,ORVILLE4 8,DON'T =GET 6DUCK40
  8,YR ,MAJE/Y1 F>EWEEEEELLLLLLL60 ,WE
L9K$ >MS & JUMP$4
  8,WWWW:HHOOOOOOOAAAAA60 ,GOLIA? FLEW
OV] \R H1DS L A WILD PIG FLIPP$ \ (A
FRY+ PAN4 ,HE L&$ ON 8 ,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS &
SAIL$ D[N \R HILL 96! /REET4 ,!      #HE
KIDS SCR1M$ & SCATT]$4 8,HELP60 HE YELL$
Z HE SLID "? ! CR[D & 2GAN 6SLIDE D[N !
/EEP ROAD4 8,I C'T /OP60 ,HE 0 WAV+ 8
>MS L CRAZY & YELL+ 8 BRA9S \4 ,ORVILLE
& ,I SCAMP]$ D[N \R HILL & /OOD )! O!RS
9 ! /REET4 ,WE WAT*$ HM G & G & G & G
UNTIL HE 0 J A T9Y BIT ( SCRAPPLE 9 !
4T.E4
  ,I FELT A PULL ON MY JACKET & "! 0
,TI6ANY ,KEMP1 />+ UP AT ME ) R$ *EEKS &
A RUNNY NOSE4 8,GOYIA? G BYE BYE80 %E
ASK$4
  8,YES10 ,I SD & WAV$ AT ! 4APPE>+
SPECK4 8,BYE BYE1 ,GOYIA?60
  8,": HE G80 ,TI6ANY ASK$4
  8,ALL ! WAY 6,MEXICO60 ,ORVILLE SD4
  ,"EYBODY LAU<$ & CR[D$ >.D U4
  8,T 0 GRT60
  8,Y GUYS >E AWE"S60
  8,^? BOOTS >E COOL60
  ,JONA?AN ,KEMP'S VOICE RAIS$ ABV ! O?-
]S4 8,! ,RIOT ,BRO!RS >E ! R1L ,SN[BALL
,K+S60
  8,DID Y HE> T1 ,ORVILLE8 ,WE DID X6
,WE OV]?REW A K+60                   #HF
  8,& N[ WE'RE ! NEW K+ BRO!RS60
  ,I TURN$ 6FACE \R ADOR+ CR[D4 8,WE
PROMISE 6BE GD K+S60
  ,ORVILLE GR9N$4 8,WE W GIVE "EY"O FREE
C&Y60
  ,"EYBODY *E]$4
  ,I PULL$ (F ,ORVILLE'S HAT4 8,>E Y
CRAZY8 ,WE C'T AF=D 6GIVE "EYBODY FREE
C&Y40
  8,:AT C WE AF=D 6D80
  ,A ?"\ CAME 6ME L A SN[BALL \ (! BLUE4
8,WE C GIVE "EYBODY FREE ,DOODIE ,DUDE
,WIPE-,\ ,BOOTS60
  ,ORVILLE & ,I RAN D[N/AIRS & GOT ALL !
DIAP] WIPE BOXES WE CD F9D4 ,:ILE ! KIDS
SQUA%$ _! FEET 96!M1 WE LOAD$ ! ?R"O )
SN[BALLS & S5T !M FLY+ "? ! AIR L FIRE-
"WS4
  ,A VAN TURN$ ! CORN] & /OPP$ AT \R
H\SE4 ,! DRIV] UNROLL$ 8 W9D[4 8,COOL
MA*9E60 HE SD4 ,ACR ! SIDE ( 8 VAN .,!
.,DAILY .,NEWS 0 WRITT54
  8,WE 9V5T$ X60 ,ORVILLE SD4 8,&!
BOOTS1 TOO60
  8,I'D L 6TAKE A PHOTO ( Y =!       #HG
NEWSPAP]4 ,C Y ASK YR MOM OR DAD IF X'S
ALL "R80
  ,MOM CAME \ & SIGN$ ! REL1SE =M4
  8,W WE 2 9 ! NEWSPAP] TM80 ,ORVILLE
ASK$4
  ,! MAN PULL$ A L>GE CAM]A \ ( 8 BLACK
BAG4 8,DEP5DS ON H[ ! PICTURES TURN \40
  8,WE'RE GO+ 6BE FAM\S60 ,ORVILLE GR9N$
Z WE /OOD ON EI SIDE (! MA*9E4
  8,T'S GRT6 ,J HOLD X60 ,! PHOTOGRAPH]
POSI;N$ HMF4
  8,FL>E YR NO/RILS10 ,I :ISP]$ 6,OR-
VILLE4
  ,WE FL>$4 ,! PHOTOGRAPH] SNAPP$4
  8,! ,SN[BALL ,K+S60 %\T$ ! KIDS4 ,& WE
ALL />T$ RUNN+ >.D ?R[+ SN[BALLS AT EA*
O!R L MANIACS4
  ,LET ME TELL Y1 X IS A B1UTI;L ?+ 6SEE
A BUN* ( KIDS SLIP-SLID+ >.D ON A ,SN[
,"D ) DIAP] WIPE BOXES ON _! FEET4




                 ,,SIX               #HH
          ,HE> ,YE6 ,HE> ,YE6

  ,! NEXT MORN+1 ,ORVILLE POK$ ME AWAKE4
,WE RAN D[N/AIRS4
  ,MOM 0 ALR UP1 R1D+ ! PAP]4
  8,>E WE 9 X80 WE BO? ASK$4
  8,SORRY1 BOYS10 %E SD4 8,Y'RE N 9 !
PAP] ''' ,,Y'RE ,,ON ,,! ,,FRONT
,,PAGE60 ,%E SMIL$ & HELD UP ! NEWSPAP]4
,"! WE 7 ) NO/RILS FL>+6

            ,! ,SN[BALL ,K+S

  ,DELI<T$ 0! UNEXPECT$ SN[FALL YE/]"D1
,ORVILLE 7LEFT7 & ,WILBUR 7"R7 ,RIOT IN-
V5T$ A SN[BALL-?R[+ MA*9E CALL$ ,! ,FL+-
]4

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/REETS 7 CLE>1 S WE _H 6G 6S*OOL4 ,B T 0
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COPIES (! NEWSPAP] ON \R LOCK]S4 ,"EY-
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RAN OV] 6MY TA# 9 ! CAFET]IA4 8,Y GOTTA
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DIREC;N ( ,GOLIA?4
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,ORVILLE & ME4
  8,:AT D Y BET X 0 ,GOLIA?60 ,JONA?AN
SD4 8,:AT >E Y GO+ 6D AB X80
  8,WE C'T LET ,GOLIA? GET AWAY ) ?10 ,I
SD4
  ,ORVILLE LOOK$ CLOS] AT ! PHOTO4
8,HEY1 ,I ?9K ,I LOOK COOL )A MU/A*E60
  8,I'VE GOT X60 ,I SD4 ,I OP5$ MY LOCK]
& PULL$ \ A BLACK M>K]4 8,GIVE ME YR
FACE1 ,ORVILLE60
  ,I DREW MU/A*ES FIT =A K+ ON MY BRO!R
& ON ME4
  ,WE WALK$ BACK 96! CAFET]IA ) \R MUS-
TA*ES4 8,FL>E YR NO/RILS10 ,I :ISP]$4
  ,"EYBODY W5T CRAZY1 LAU<+ & CLAPP+4
  ,ORVILLE B[$4
  8,WAIT60 ,I SD4 ,A SAY+ 0 -+ 6ME4
  ,ORVILLE LI/5$ POLITELY4
  8,X IS BETT] 6MAKE A FOOL \ ( YRF10 ,I
:ISP]$1 8?AN 6ALL[ "S"O ELSE TO      #IJ
MAKE A FOOL \ ( Y40
  8,GD "O1 ,O ,K+ ,WILBUR40
  8,?ANK Y1 ,K+ ,MU/A*IO60

  ,T NI<T1 ,MOM SD WE _H _H S* AN EXCIT+
"D1 WE %D G 6B$ E>LY4 ,GR[N-UPS DON'T H
A CLUE4 ,IF Y H _H AN EXCIT+ "D1 Y WANT
6/AY UP ESPECI,Y LATE 6MAKE X LA/ Z L;G
Z POSSI#4 ,B Y "K T4
  ,ANYWAY1 A FEW M9UTES AF ,MOM MADE U
TURN (F ! LI<TS1 ,ORVILLE & ,I HE>D !
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  ,WE L X :5"E \R MOM DECIDES 6PLAY H]
CELLO AT NI<T1 2C :5"E %E PLAYS H] CELLO
AT NI<T %E SEEMS 6=GET AB *ECK+ UP ON U4
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  8,OKAY1 ,I GOT A GD "O10 ,ORVILLE SD4
8,GUESS :AT ,I AM40 ,HE ROLL$ HMF 96A
BALL & MADE A SIZZL+ S.D4
  8,A M1TBALL80
  8,NO40
  8,A POTATO80
  8,WR;G-O40
  8,AN ONION60
  8,NOPE4 ,I'M A FRI$ SN[BALL40      #IA
  8,Y C'T FRY A SN[BALL40
  8,:Y N80
  8,X WD MELT40
  8,WELL1 :AT Y'VE GOT :5 X MELTS IS
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  8,:AT Y'VE GOT :5 X MELTS IS CALL$ WA-
T]40
  8,MAYBE N4 ,MAYBE "!'S "S?+ 9 SN[-
FLAKES T MAKES ! WAT] CRU/Y IF Y COOK X4
,LET'S GET A SN[BALL & TRY X "R N[60
  ,= AN ONION-H1D1 ,ORVILLE "S"TS HAS
FUN ID1S4
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REGUL> BOOTS1 GRA2$ \R MITT5S1 & CREPT \
! BACK DOOR )\T \R COATS4
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=! CRUN*+ ( \R BOOTS ON ! SN[ &! S++ (!
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& AF S*OOL TD1 WE _H PLAY$ 9 ! FRONT1 S
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NO-FOOTPR9T K9D40                    #IB
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GLI/5+ 9 ! MOONLI<T4
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X'S ALL "H ''' J = U40
  8,=! ,RIOT ,BRO!RS40 ,I PLUNG$ MY BOOT
96FRE% SN[4 8,=! ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,K+S60
  8,LOOK1 ,WILBUR40
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NI<T4 ,X 0 Z IF ! SKY 7 %AK+ LOOSE XS
/>S = U4
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  8,HEY ,WILBUR1 :AT IF WE CD H Z _M AD-
V5TURES Z "! >E SN[FLAKES FALL+ "R N[80
  8,I WD 2 4APPO9T$ 9 U IF WE DIDN'T
TRY1 ,ORVILLE40
  ,WE SCOOP$ UP H&;LS ( SN[4 ,P]FECT
SN[BALL SN[4
  8,2F WE G 9SIDE & TRY \R ,FRI$ ,SN[-
BALL EXP]I;T10 ,I SU7E/$1 8P]H WE %D SEE
:AT O!R USES WE C F9D = ^!80 ,I HELD UP
TWO SN[BALLS & FL>$ MY NO/RILS4
  8,B+O B;GO10 ,ORVILLE CRI$4
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  ,LET'S J SAY T ,ORVILLE DOES "S F9E1
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PANTS6

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Y DRAW A MU/A*E ON YR FACE1 MAKE SURE Y
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                ,,BONUS6             #ID

  ,Y H J F9I%$ R1D+ ?REE ,RIOT ,BRO!R
BOOKS ROLL$ 96"O4 ,9 ? BONUS SEC;N1 Y W
F9D ! ,RIOT ,BRO!R ,GAMES1 ,RULES1 &
,SAY+S M5;N$ 9 ? BOOK ALL LAID \ = Y L
FOOD ON A PICNIC TA#4 ,:5"E Y'RE HUNGRY
=A LL ,RIOT ,BO!R FUN OR WISDOM1 Y'LL "K
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,I'M ?R[+ 9 ,! ,TOP ,T5 ,LI/ ( ,IMPOR-
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  ,Y >E RE,Y GO+ 6GET YR M"OY'S WOR? \ (
? BOOK4 ,( C\RSE1 IF Y *ECK$ ? BOOK \ (!
LIBR>Y1 !N Y >E RE,Y1 RE,Y GO+ 6GET YR
M"OY'S WOR? 2C Y DIDN'T SP5D ANY M"OY ON
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  ,Y C PLAY ^! GAMES ) BRO!RS1 OR SI/]S1
OR FRS1 IF Y'VE GOT !M4 ,J DON'T TRY TO
PLAY )A GR[N-UP :O WON'T LAU< AT A DEC5T
JOKE EV5 IF X -ES FLY+ \ ( 8 OR H] NOSE4


    ,SN>F ,ATTACK                    #IE
  ,! OBJECT (! GAME IS 6MAKE YR OPPON5T
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,DUR+ D9N]1 TRY 6SAY OR D "S?+ T W MAKE
YR OPPON5T LAU< RE,Y H>D :ILE HE OR %E
IS DR9K+ MILK4 ,IF ! MILK -ES \ 8 OR H]
M\?1 T'S J CALL$ DRI2L+ & DOESN'T C.T4
,IF ! MILK -ES \ 8 OR H] NOSE1 T'S A G5-
U9E SN>F1 & Y W94 ,:O"E LOSES HAS 6SLURP
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  7,NOTE3 IF Y >E PLAY+ ? GAME ) FRS IN-
/1D ( YR BRO!R OR SI/]1 X IS POLITE 6USE
CL1N "UWE>47 ,! OBJECT (! GAME IS 6SEE
:O C GET ! MO/ "UWE> ON 8 OR H] H1D 9
EXACTLY ?IRTY SECONDS4 ,? IS A -PLEX
GAME1 : REQUIRES SKILL & /RATEGY4 ,N ON-
LY M/ Y PUT "UPANTS ON YR [N H1D & GU>D
!M AG/ ATTACK1 B AL Y M/ TRY 6PULL "U-
PANTS (F YR OPPON5T'S H1D4 ,! LOS] HAS
6WE> "UPANTS ON 8 OR H] H1D 6S*OOL !
NEXT "D 7J KI4+--HA HA HA674


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  ,Y & YR OPPON5T EA* GET A CRACK]1 A
PIECE ( TOA/1 OR "S?+ CRUN*Y4 ,PICK ANY
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! ,BITE ,T>GET 0EAT+ ! CRUN*Y ?+ 9 ! EX-
ACT NUMB] ( BITES Z ! ,BITE ,T>GET4
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